Drunk Guy No-Scopes Urinal Cake
NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Astounding friends and onlookers alike, intoxicated man Artie Merle reportedly no-scoped a urinal deodorizer block without…
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Rockstar Leaker Threatens to Release the Same Portion of GTA 6 Three More Times Over the Next Several Years
OXFORDSHIRE, England — The individual responsible for leaking unfinished gameplay content from the next installment in the Grand Theft Auto…
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Frustrated Teletubby Forced to Sit Through Ad on His Own Tummy
TELETUBBYLAND — An idyllic Monday took a sharp turn for Tinky Winky today when he was surprised with an advertisement…
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Ash’s Pokémon League Hat Is as Hard to Get in Real Life as It Was in the Show
Long before Ash Ketchum was a Champion and World Coronation Series quarterfinalist, a wily Mankey caught him slipping, pummeled him…
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Biden Asks Americans to Get Some Fs Going in the Chat for Abortion Rights
WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden asked Americans to “get some Fs going in the chat” while fielded questions about bodily…
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Hasbro Announces New ‘My Little Pony’ Character Based on the Pale Horse Upon Which Death Rides
PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro has announced a new, darker direction for the My Little Pony franchise, revealing a new character…
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Makers of Jumanji Settle $729 Billion Class Action Lawsuit
BRANTFORD, N.H. — A spokesperson for the plaintiffs in the years-long class action suit against the makers of the classic…
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