CLASSIFIED — A recent investigation into a mysterious facility currently holding an Ape in captivity reveals that it’s a fantastic…
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SWAMPSCOTT, Mass. — The students in Martha Berg’s 5th grade class made a promise not to play video games after…
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CLASSIFIED — Relith Science custodian Ray Cunningham was reportedly wishing for the sweet release of death after being assigned to…
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REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo announced today that their next Nintendo Direct will be streamed live precisely when your boss shoots…
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Yellowstone National Park is the first National Park established in the United States, and much of the level design and…
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WASHINGTON — A new report from the Occupational Health and Safety Administration released today states that you can actually move…
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Local YouTube fan Jane Knoebel was mildly concerned after seeing that the latest video from popular…
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ZOOM — A flurry of reports came in today that you are trying to speak after being called on in…
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MONKEY PARK — Officials at the local Monkey Park Amusement Center were shocked this morning to discover that all of…
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SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Local mom Leah Reynolds reportedly wrote her Nintendo Switch Friend Code on her son Cody’s arm before…
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