Thank God: YouTuber’s Ranking Video Is Strictly Their Opinion
LOS ANGELES — A crisis was averted today after YouTuber IcePlasmaWave assured the audience watching his “Top 10 Metroid Power-Ups”…
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Hello Fresh Announces Zelda Meal Kit That’s Just Four Apples and a Gigantic Slab of Raw Meat
SEATTLE — Meal kit delivery service Hello Fresh revealed a new Legend of Zelda-themed box today containing a bunch of…
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We Can Only Rank the Kingdom Hearts Games, It’s Up to You and Your God to Know If You Need to Play Them
If someone asks you a question about Kingdom Hearts, it’s probably something about the complicated story or how stupid the…
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New Party Member Can Tell Everyone Is Pretty Sick of Explaining the Main Quest to Them
ZYNTHOS — Sources have confirmed that the latest member of the group of adventurers on a quest to save the…
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Stoner Didn’t Realize There’d Be So Many Menus in Weedcraft Inc
LOS ANGELES — Local stoner Gus Robertson was reportedly way in over his head after loading up Devolver Digital’s Weedcraft…
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Super Nintendo World: The Gamer Review
Over the past decade, there has been an arms race in the theme park world. Universal’s Harry Potter area brought…
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Alamo Drafthouse Announces You Can Talk During the Movie If It Really Sucks Ass
AUSTIN, Texas — Cinema chain Alamo Drafthouse announced a change to their restrictive in-theater policies today, revealing that patrons will…
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Anonymous Aardvark Won’t Stop Fucking Highlighting Things in Google Doc
TEMPE, Ariz. — Employees at Creative Brains Marketing reportedly went absolutely insane this morning when a logged-out user assigned the…
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New Tetris Game Features NPC Who Constantly Tells You Where to Drop the Pieces
TOKYO — Sony Interactive Entertainment’s new game Tetris: Beginnings brings a new twist to the classic puzzle game’s formula by…
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Study Reveals 90% of People in the DC Universe Have Trace Amounts of Plastic Man in Their Bloodstream
METROPOLIS — S.T.A.R. Labs released a shocking new study revealing that 90% of people in the DC Universe unknowingly have…
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