Dwayne Johnson Writes “Black Adam$” on Whiteboard in Front of DC Execs
LOS ANGELES — Following the success of Black Adam, star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson recently gathered DC executives to pitch…
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Kevin Feige Ceremoniously Presents Baby Who Will One Day Direct Avengers 12 to Thunderous Applause
LOS ANGELES — At a recent convention, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige ceremoniously hoisted a baby above his head…
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NBA2K23 Update Lets You Feed Cash Right Into Your Console
NOVATO, Calif. — A new update to 2K Games’ annual NBA2K franchise has introduced a remarkable new feature that will…
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Yakuza Fan on Japanese Vacation Thought He’d Have Beat Up More Guys With Bikes by Now
TOKYO — A devoted fan of the Yakuza games vacationing in Japan has reportedly not been involved in nearly as…
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Since Video Game Shit is Allowed in NASCAR Now, Here’s 5 Games We’d Like to See Crossover Next
Last weekend at the Xfinity 500 at Martinsville Speedway, NASCAR racer Ross Chastain went full speed along the wall around…
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PRICE CUT: There’s a Bunch of Stadia Shit Stacked Up Outside Google Headquarters
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Hey gamers! We like to keep an eye out on the best deals available in gaming,…
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Study Finds Children Who Play 1-2 Hours of Video Games a Day Will Beat Losers That Do Not
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A groundbreaking new study has been published that finds that children who play one or two…
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Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Still Boycotting Bayonetta 3, Just to Be Safe
ARLINGTON, Va. — Local gamer Roderick Pierce, who does not have $60 right now, recently announced that he was still…
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JOB ALERT: Blizzard Has a New Posting for “Office Bully”
Hey gamers! We like to help our readers sniff out exciting opportunities to get their foot into the gaming world…
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Pretentious Gamer Only Plays Black and White Titles
SAN DIEGO — An insufferable gamer has once again gone on an unsolicited rant about why he only plays monochromatic…
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