HYRULE — Feeling completely shaken after pulling the Master Sword from its pedestal, unlocking the path to the Sacred Realm and…
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PORTLAND, Maine — Local man Ralph Pettersen was recently immersed in an exciting and ingenious alternate reality game which began…
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Navigating the discourse surrounding highly anticipated video games, much like the apocalypse, is a constant struggle for survival. Discussion about…
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NEW YORK — Putting his past remarks about the legitimacy of Marvel movies and the nerd culture boom into new…
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BROCKTON, Mass. — Noting the fact that she keeps falling behind to the edge of the screen and dying repeatedly, local…
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KYOTO, Japan — After suffering a string of damaging data breaches and leaked trade secrets such as hardware specs and console…
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SAN MATEO, Calif. — Due to the impressive power of the forthcoming console’s custom SSD and 10-teraflop GPU, beloved game…
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CLOCK TOWN — Selling out his entire inventory after five minutes of announcing a restock, the Happy Mask Salesman announced to…
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Fans of Sega’s iconic blue hedgehog have been wondering for years why the company has stopped distributing 1994’s Sonic the…
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Promising that they would release a definitive version of the 2001 classic as soon as modern…
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