CHICAGO — A local gamer that recently finished a game has praised its variety of weaponry available to use, even…
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MILWAUKEE — Local goody two shoes Zakk Haley chose to send a data report to Microsoft after his copy of…
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Harvard Law School has announced that they are starting a less prestigious program for students who wish…
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RENO, Nev. — Hira Fealeaf, the main character of the recently-releasd fantasy novel The Sorcerer of Lumsworth, is asexual, despite…
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LOS ANGELES— The 2020 Game Awards were reduced to an anemic seven minutes of content after audience members tuned in…
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at MIT’s Center for Theoretical Physics were shocked to discover that the universe as we know…
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NAMEK — Local psychopath and emperor of Universe 7, Frieza, reportedly failed to turn into his final form at a…
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ITHACA, N.Y. — 34-year old Don Cotton is still easily tricked into thinking that he is playing a game while…
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local six-year-old and utter failure Freddy Johnson has been unable to turn a profit from his toy…
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Hail to the king, baby! Earlier today an industry leak confirmed beyond a doubt that Duke Nukem was joining the…
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