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Rocket League Reportedly Still Dope as Hell

Andy Holt • July 26, 2022

NEW YORK — A recent report suggests the vehicle-based soccer video game Rocket League totally holds up and remains absolutely…

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Eragon Fans Preemptively Harassing Actors Who Might Get Cast in the TV Show

Patrick Sullivan • July 26, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Following the announcement that an Eragon television show is in development, fans of the series took matters…

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7 Wrestlers Fortnite Should Also Add So I Can Beat John Cena’s Ass

Minus World • July 26, 2022

I have been waiting years to say this and the time is finally now: John Cena is coming to Fortnite.…

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Historians Discover Stonehenge Originally Constructed as Chill Place to Smoke, Hang

Walker MacDonald • July 25, 2022

LONDON — Historians announced a massive breakthrough surrounding the origin of the notorious prehistoric monument Stonehenge, revealing the structure was…

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5 Great Activities to Pass the Time This Summer

Mark Roebuck • July 25, 2022

Hey cousin! What, you don’t answer my calls no more, Mr. Bigshot? Mr. Fucking Wise Guy over here? This is…

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“He’s Just Like Me FR” Says Man Who Is Absolutely Nothing Like Guts From Berserk

Kevin Podas • July 25, 2022

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Tom Nalley, a longtime fan of the Japanese manga series Berserk recently remarked on twitter that…

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Morbius Meme Expected to Reach Facebook Any Day Now

Mark Roebuck • July 25, 2022

MENLO PARK, Calif. — The popular trend of mocking the widely derided Sony Pictures comic book film Morbius is expected…

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New PlayStation Plus Wouldn’t Be So Underwhelming If Sony Didn’t Kill the PS Vita

Lawrence Scotti • July 25, 2022

On June 13, Sony quietly rolled out its revamp of PlayStation Plus. Not “quietly” on purpose. “Quietly” because no one…

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Opinion: Having a Bullet That Fires a Gun That Fires More Bullets Is Clearly Covered By the Second Amendment

Patrick Sullivan • July 25, 2022

I’m a simple man, and there’s few things in this life that I love. For one, I love guns. I…

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Live Action Pokémon Netflix Series Signs the Real Mr. Mime for 5-Season Contract

Kevin Flynn • July 24, 2022

LOS ANGELES — A new live action television series based on the Pokémon games have reportedly booked the real Mr.…

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