David Sitrick
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COLUMBIA, Miss. — Noah Marquez, a sophomore at Missouri University, reportedly called the university health center after discovering that his…
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Camden Brazile
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CEDAR CITY, Utah — Werewolf hunter Mattias Grimm has been under fire recently for a series of botched werewolf hunts…
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Andy Holt
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LOS ANGELES — A new trailer promises Jackass Forever will depict Steve-O doing “all kinds of sick shit” to further…
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Mark Roebuck
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VAN HORN, Texas — Reports have been confirmed that Jeff Bezos’ inaugural voyage into space ended abruptly this morning after…
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Ashley Naftule
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UNDERGROUND CAVE — A local lemming who survived crossing a narrow bridge over a large cavernous hole after watching many…
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CJ Hernandez
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GREENVILLE, S.C. — A new addition to the student roster at Franklin Elementary School has completely destroyed the competitive meta…
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Andy Holt
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Fitzpatrick’s Beer & Wings has faced a wave of complaints about their pointless bartender, Noah Burke, who…
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NESQUEHONING, Pa. — Local man Gavin Trujillo has inspired friends and family after publicly admitting that Minecraft can be “a…
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Owen Crowlie
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GLENDALE, Ariz. — Local cool dude and gamer Kirk Snyder wrote “good luck, have fun!” to massive praise at the…
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Ben Doyle
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TOMS RIVER, N.J. — Palpable excitement is building in the quiet corner of the Manchester Township Middle School library as…
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