Kevin Flynn
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EDINBURGH, Scotland — In a huge scientific breakthrough that also raises many ethical questions, geneticists at the University of Edinburgh’s…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PHILADELPHIA — Local gamer Carla Ward reportedly needs to trick herself into finishing video games by gamifying them in order…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has reportedly entered a full state of panic with executives blindsided after Microsoft announced that it…
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Liam O'Malley
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OSLO, Norway — YouTuber Konleith Narvesen is reportedly at a complete loss following the announcement that the newest Zelda game,…
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Ed Smith
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NEWCITY02 — Voters have apparently grown tired of living in a featureless meadow, as a first-time runner has secured a…
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Neil Floyd
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RACCOON CITY — The embattled Raccoon Police Department has officially banned the force’s unpopular ‘move while aiming,’ technique, Chief of…
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Zack Zwiezen
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DENVER — After exhausting all other leads and possible suspects, stumped Colorado law enforcement officials turned to the famous football…
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Seth Finkelstein
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CLOCK TOWN, Termina — Clock Town resident and Stock Pot Inn owner Anju, 17, reported confusion today after struggling to…
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Kevin Flynn
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Onlookers were astonished earlier today as the mustachioed hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, collapsed in exhaustion…
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Jacques Mouledoux
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LOS ANGELES — In a stunning addition to their lineup of PlayStation 5 consoles, Sony announced the new Double Stuf…
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