Mark Roebuck
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SAN DIEGO — The CDC has approved a new, clunky, not that effective, COVID-19 vaccination that has been developed by…
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Zach Raffio
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UNTITLED VILLAGE — As vaccination rates continue to climb nationwide due to expanded eligibility and availability, local vaccination numbers have…
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Ian Yamamoto
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MADISON, Wisc. — A group of seven misfit friends excited to see movies in theaters again, despite not being vaccinated,…
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Owen Crowlie
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MADISCON, Wisc. — 9-year-old muscle child Toby Burrows will reportedly avoid receiving his COVID-19 vaccine in order to achieve a…
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NEW YORK — Residents of Earth 616’s New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was…
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SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of…
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Joe Tilleli
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WASHINGTON — Americans are all flocking to a new clicker game hosted on the CVS website entitled Schedule Your COVID…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local gamer Caroline Silva unlocked the ‘social gathering’ skill tree on her abilities menu exactly two weeks…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals…
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Mark Roebuck
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RACCOON CITY — Albert Wesker, a former commanding officer of the highly decorated Alpha Team of the STARS division of…
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