Kevin Flynn
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TRANSYLVANIA — Famed vampire hunter Simon Belmont reportedly took a few punches to make room for a second helping of…
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Kevin Podas
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CASTLEVANIA — In an attempt to be more health-conscious and diet-friendly, Count Dracula Vlad Ţepeş has reportedly taken it upon…
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Tyler Simpson
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NEW YORK — Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg…
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NEW YORK — While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date,…
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