James Mahoney
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LONG BEACH, Calif. — The school police officer who waited over an hour to respond to multiple calls of an…
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Peter Ferrarese
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SAN DIEGO — Skateboarding legend and philanthropist Tony Hawk was seen tiptoeing through his house in the dark of night,…
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Kyle Duggan
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At press time, police noted that they had found a secret video tape near the scene of the crime, but…
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Travis Tack
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CLEVELAND — Local man Mitchell Alvarez says he was shocked to discover that "Tony Hawk" is a real person and…
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Kyle Duggan
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STOCKTON, Calif. — A local man shattered all of the bones in both of his thumbs while attempting a complicated…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Filmmaker and new head of DC films James Gunn has revealed that his upcoming Superman film will…
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Will Carnevale
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TRENTON, N.J. — Washed-up skateboarder and worthless scumbag fuck Eric Sparrow has thankfully been found dead at the age of…
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Sean Mullee
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NEW YORK — The gaming community was rocked this week upon realizing that a new skateboarding game published by Devolver…
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Max Barth
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has released Tony Hawk’s Amateur Skater, a new skateboarding video game that allows players to…
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Mark Roebuck
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Skateboarding legend Tony Hawk has revealed that Activision Blizzard has canceled any plans for a Tony…
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