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Window Washer Falls to His Death After Coworker Edge Guards Scaffolding

Brendan Osorio • October 1, 2024

PITTSBURGH — Local window washer David Henderson fell to his death while on the job after being unable to use…

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Opinion: Look, I Swear, It’s a Coincidence That My Fighting Game Mains All Have Great Butts

Peter Cunis • September 30, 2024

So it seems there are rumors going around that I’m choosing all of my fighting game mains on a butt-by-butt…

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Master Hand Gets Henna Tattoo

Rob Steinberg • August 26, 2024

FINAL DESTINATION — Following a recent trip to a wedding between two Wireframe Fighters, Master Hand returns to their final…

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New Smash Tournament Restrictions No Match For Just Ignoring Them

Parker Johnson • October 25, 2023

REDMOND, Wash. — Earlier this week, Nintendo announced new restrictions globally on running tournaments for Nintendo-owned games, most prominently Super Smash…

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U2 Rent Out Sphere for Another Night to Play ‘Super Smash Bros.’ On It

Jon Ruggiero • October 14, 2023

LAS VEGAS — In the midst of playing multiple nights of sold-out shows at Las Vegas' infamous Sphere venue, the…

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A Kirby Main’s Guide to What Other Characters Probably Taste Like

Peter Kemme • August 11, 2023

What's up, it's ya boy, PuffPuffSmash, the best Kirby main in the Shawnee State University E-League, teaming up with Hard…

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Every Smash Bros Character Ranked by How Likely They Are to Fall for an Insurance Scam

Hard Drive Staff • July 19, 2023

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate has collected a force of famous video game fighters unmatched by any other game. But who…

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Just to Be Safe, Local Smash Bros Tournament Bans Anyone Named Steve

Jeremy Kaplowitz • February 26, 2023

LINCOLN, Neb. — Shine On, You Crazy Diamond 2023, a local Super Smash Bros. Ultimate tournament has decided to ban…

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It’s Over: Guy Playing Against You Brought His Own Controller

Saad Khan • August 11, 2022

YOUR HOUSE — A guy asking to play Super Smash Bros. Melee against you reportedly brought his own controller, spelling…

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Melee Players Abandon Game After Learning It’s Over 18 Years Old

Connor Crain • April 30, 2022

KANSAS CITY — Long-running Super Smash Bros. Melee tournaments across the country are seeing massively dwindling attendance numbers over the…

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