Cameron Snow
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — Sources confirmed Monday that Chad Cassidy, the executive responsible for all hiring, firing, and salary decisions at…
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John Danek
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SAN MATEO, Calif. — Unemployed social media manager Kyla Torres decided that the only way to see if pressing Shift+Enter…
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Ryan Sims
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PHILADELPHIA — Chatters in a local Discord server were subjected to severe social discomfort as user Aaron99 poured his heart…
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Seth Finkelstein
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ZOOM — A flurry of reports came in today that you are trying to speak after being called on in…
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ATLANTA — Graphic designer Zane Dowd was taken into custody this morning after accidentally posting a meme he actually thought…
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NEW YORK — Data analyst Jared van Hausen, known for averaging at least 10 hours a day on the social…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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DENALI BOROUGH, Alaska — Local man Tauren Schneider reportedly heard a discord notification sound while camping alone deep in the…
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Andy Holt
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NEW YORK — Members of a local group chat insisted that they wouldn’t be going anywhere near that comment, preferring…
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