July 27, 2022 Bummer: Video Game Easter Egg Just a Reference to Developer’s Pet Bummer: Video Game Easter Egg Just a Reference to Developer’s Pet MONTREAL — Up-and-coming indie game studio Red Team Blue has disappointed fans after announcing on Twitter that a widely-speculated easter egg in their popular zombie…
July 1, 2022 Dear Elden Ring, Let Me Pet This Fucker Dear Elden Ring, Let Me Pet This Fucker Hello Elden Ring, I’m writing to you because I see that you’ve been patching yourself quite a bit lately. You’ve nerfed this weapon, you’ve buffed…
April 24, 2022 Dead Cat Proud to Live on as Family’s Hulu Password Dead Cat Proud to Live on as Family’s Hulu Password HEAVEN — Bella Henderson, 14, a deceased cat currently residing in the afterlife, is proud to live on as the password for the Henderson family…
March 6, 2020 Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph Everyone on Space Flight Murdered by Man’s Emotional Support Xenomorph SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered the passengers and crew of…
December 2, 2019 Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they decided to take on the…
April 3, 2019 Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the Xbox Elite Controller and the…
