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Gabe Porter • August 23, 2021

FAYETTEVILLE Ark. — Isolated gamer Greg Biscuit has resorted to numbing his hands and then playing video games to alleviate…

Jake Menez • February 14, 2021

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently divorced movie buff Darren Thorndike has not let his increasingly paranoid suspicion that his life is…

Mark Roebuck • February 2, 2021

Hello gamers! By now you’ve probably read from a dozen different outlets that I have decided to step down as…