KYOTO, Japan — The elderly man who decides which power-up you get every time you hit an item box in…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — Following today’s news that Saudi Arabia now controls 5% of its shares after making a nearly three…
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Kevin Podas
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an effort to cheese the course and end up in first place, veteran Mario Kart racer…
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Andy Holt
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WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives, hit a banana peel on purpose this morning at Mario…
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Kyle Erf
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A controversial new investigation into the supply chain buttressing the extremely popular sport of Kart Racing sparked…
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Lucas Johnson
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NEW YORK — Remarking that there’s been a strange, horny energy in his living room ever since the two electronic…
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Kevin Hufe
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NEW YORK — Tempers flared at city hall today as both sides made their opinions known about the potential addition…
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Andy Holt
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ROYAL RACEWAY — A kart driver at the Royal Raceway Grand Prix was accused of trespassing on the grounds of…
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One of the earliest known (emphasis on ‘known’ here) cases of the United States committing war atrocities was around 1898.…
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Chandler Dean
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DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — In a choice that demonstrated an astounding dearth of imagination, town simpleton Adam Tucker decided to…
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