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January 7, 2022

Wordle Fans Concerned After Answers Spell Out “Noble Truth: Steve Warns About Angry Enemy. Users Ought Bring Flame Among House”

NEW YORK — Fans of the viral online spelling phenomenon Wordle have grown concerned after the consecutive 5-letter words seemed to spell a message from…

August 5, 2021

Downloading Free Game Causes $30 Data Overage Fee

PORTSMOUTH, Va. — Local teenage gamer Derek Burns invoked a fee after downloading Warzone, the free add-on to Call of Duty, that caused severe data…

August 13, 2020

New California Energy Tax Makes You Pay 10 Cents to Open a New Browser Tab

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A new tax goes into effect for California residents this week that will cost them 10 cents to launch browser tabs on…

July 12, 2019

Man Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From Cages

CALIENTE, Nev. — Subreddit moderator for r/RealAliens Devin Byam told sources Friday that, while he would absolutely be willing to free any extraterrestrials he is…

April 2, 2019

Power Surges Through Reddit Moderator’s Body as He Bans User During Social Studies

KANSAS, Okla. — Local eighth grader and moderator for subreddit r/gaming Kris Stevens reportedly felt power coursing through his veins as he banned a user…

October 31, 2017

9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project

PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at a family get-together last weekend,…

October 11, 2017

BREAKING NEWS: Redditor Is Furious

NEW YORK — Local redditor Steven Grossinger, 21, also known as u/gorlock95, was reportedly furious across multiple online arguments today according to sources close to…