Ian Yamamoto
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MADISON, Wisc. — A group of seven misfit friends excited to see movies in theaters again, despite not being vaccinated,…
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Owen Crowlie
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MADISCON, Wisc. — 9-year-old muscle child Toby Burrows will reportedly avoid receiving his COVID-19 vaccine in order to achieve a…
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NEW YORK — Residents of Earth 616’s New York City are reportedly wary of a new COVID-19 vaccine that was…
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SEATTLE — Business owners and philanthropists Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are divorcing after 27 years of…
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Joe Tilleli
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WASHINGTON — Americans are all flocking to a new clicker game hosted on the CVS website entitled Schedule Your COVID…
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Gabe Porter
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SILENT HILL, Maine — The Silent Hill city council has decided that their numerous decaying schools and decrepit amusement parks…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has reached an agreement with popular video game deals…
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Andy Holt
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KANTO — Recent surges of coronavirus have taxed local medical centers, pushing one facility to the edge of overflow by…
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Mark Roebuck
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LA PAMPA, Argentina — Donald Trump Jr.’s recent COVID-19 diagnosis has inspired his brother Eric to hunt him for sport,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have confirmed that the COVID-19 virus is gearing up…
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