Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local anime fan Zach Hodges finally went back and read the manga that 1995 science fiction classic…
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Kyle Erf
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SAN FRANCISCO — An outraged God descended upon the Earth today, and among other things announced that He saw every…
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Matt Shore
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QUMRAN, West Bank — Archeologists digging in the Qumran caves made a shocking discovery when they unearthed the intact adamantium…
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Tyler Simpson
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HEAVEN — After over 810 years, God responded to medieval peasant Millicent Gascoigne’s prayer pleading for Him to relieve her…
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Chandler Dean
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You’re gonna want to sit down for this one! After years of speculation, Hard Drive has acquired footage from a…
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Camden Brazile
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ST. LOUIS — Local priest Father Johnathan Samson admitted in his homily Sunday that anime character Goku could beat up…
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Camden Brazile
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EAST OF EDEN — Son of Adam and Eve and one of the only four people alive, Cain, was caught…
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JERUSALEM — Local unemployed man and follower of Jesus of Nazareth, Thomas the Apostle, revealed his disappointment following the crucifixion…
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Camden Brazile
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KYOTO, Japan — Super Smash Bros. creator Mashiro Sakurai shocked the gaming community today by finally announcing that fan favorite…
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Joe Tilleli
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LOS ANGELES — Sunday morning kicked off Day Two of E3 with conferences from Microsoft, Square Enix, and Our Lord…
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