Zack Zwiezen
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DENVER — After exhausting all other leads and possible suspects, stumped Colorado law enforcement officials turned to the famous football…
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CJ Hernandez
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision announced that the next game in the Call of Duty franchise, Call of Duty: Uprising,…
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Chandler Dean
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LOS SANTOS, Calif. — In a move that local activists decried as the latest example of carceral state overreach, the…
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Beck Barnes
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NEW YORK — Breaking tradition with the usual format of having episodes sponsored by single letters, a bruised, exhausted-looking Big Bird…
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Just Lunning
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ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Despite receiving absolutely no training of any kind, the adolescent vigilante group “Power Rangers” were reportedly…
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Mark Roebuck
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GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to…
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NEW YORK — Following the removal of episodes of 30 Rock, Community, and Scrubs episodes from streaming services for featuring…
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Matt Shore
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CLEVELAND — Video evidence of police officers leaving incendiary red barrels near protest sites has created controversy online. “The barrels…
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David Sitrick
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NEW DONK CITY — Beloved local hero Luigi was blinded in his left eye at a protest against police brutality…
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