CJ Hernandez
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…
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Kevin Flynn
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DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire…
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Brandon Puff
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NEW YORK CITY — Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision announced that the next game in the Call of Duty franchise, Call of Duty: Uprising,…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — The United States government is expected to announce a second relief package soon, one that will reportedly include…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — First Lady of the United States Melania Trump announced her enthusiastic support for the Black Lives Matter movement…
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CJ Hernandez
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WASHINGTON — President Trump announced this morning that he would be naming Dr. Goomba Tower as the new head, head,…
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RIVERTON, Wyo. — Avid Mass Effect fan Martin Shore plans to opt out of voting in the upcoming 2020 presidential…
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