Ice Climbers
The Ice Climbers taste like marshmallows.
Mewtwo
Mewtwo tastes like popcorn.
Zelda
Zelda tastes like cheesecake.
Sheik
Sheik tastes like the knife you used to cut that cheesecake.
Every Fire Emblem Character
Every Fire Emblem character tastes like a different flavor of Captain Crunch.
Young Link
Young Link is a rad kid with attitude, so he obviously tastes like a Capri-Sun Pacific Cooler.
Mr. Game & Watch
Mr. Game & Watch tastes like the thinnest slice of ham. Like, a mathematically impossible slice of ham.
Pit & Dark Pit
Pit & Dark Pit taste like chicken. White & dark meat, respectively.
Snake
Snake used to taste like juicy beef, but is a little drier now without that THICK CUT.
Bowser
Bowser tastes like too much turtle soup.
Squirtle
Squirtle tastes like not enough turtle soup.
Ivysaur
Ivysaur tastes like a Greek salad.
Charizard
To round out the meal, Charizard tastes like the toughest, most overcooked steak you’ve ever had.
Sonic
Sonic tastes like fuzzy nachos.
Olimar
Olimar tastes like a single packing peanut.
Meta Knight
Meta Knight tastes like shellfish.
King Dedede
King Dedede tastes like blobfish.
Lucario
Lucario tastes like berries you find in the woods that look really tasty, but will 100% have you blasting your aura out of every hole.
R.O.B.
R.O.B. tastes like cheap plastic.
Mega Man
Mega Man tastes like expensive plastic.
