November 2, 2018 Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween MANCHESTER, N.H. — Grant Shelling, a bald wheelchair-bound professor at Manchester Community College, browsed a local Party City in an attempt to figure out what…
November 1, 2018 Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell has suffered what’s being described…
October 31, 2018 Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite marathon and “go to fucking…
October 31, 2018 Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity, passion and love of convention…
October 29, 2018 MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die MGM Announces Plans to Reboot RoboCop Every Few Years Until You Die LOS ANGELES — Several months after revealing that filmmaker Neill Blomkamp was working on a reboot of RoboCop to be released next year, MGM Studios…
October 26, 2018 New Ken Burns Documentary Based on Letters Sent Home by Rockstar Employees New Ken Burns Documentary Based on Letters Sent Home by Rockstar Employees Red Dead Development, a new Ken Burns documentary detailing the grueling work conditions at Rockstar during the development process of Red Dead Redemption 2. Watch an…
October 26, 2018 Season 2 of Castlevania Just Season 1 Upside Down Season 2 of Castlevania Just Season 1 Upside Down Critics have gotten their hands on the second season of the highly anticipated Castlevania anime, and while reception has been mixed, there is one undeniable…
October 20, 2018 All 24 Paying Netflix Users Gather for Historic Photo All 24 Paying Netflix Users Gather for Historic Photo OTTUMWA, Iowa — A historic moment was captured by Time magazine today, as all 24 of Netflix’s paid users gathered in one place for a…
October 19, 2018 DC Announces Movie Adaptation of Superman 64 DC Announces Movie Adaptation of Superman 64 BURBANK, Calif. — Warner Brothers has announced that the next edition in the DC Extended Universe will be an adaptation of the Nintendo 64 video…
