Mark Roebuck
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship…
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Mark Roebuck
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STONEHENGE — A paleontological excavation has discovered that the long speculated Primal Rage dinosaur fighting tournaments were in fact a…
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Kevin Flynn
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Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…
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Ben Collins
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — An online tutorial for a Cooking Mama: Cook Off level players often find themselves stuck on begins…
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Kevin Flynn
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — With a visibly pained expression on his face and his body seemingly on the verge of collapse,…
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Mark Roebuck
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CAPITOL CITY — Entomologist Steve Gilchrist, an employee of the Hillcliff Corporation, recently made what he assumed to be his…
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Collin Brown
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NORTH POLE — As Christmas nears, Santa’s elves and their families are starting to feel the effects of the modern…
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Tyler Simpson
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WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and President Donald Trump began the impeachment process this week by standing…
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Matt Shore
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LUBBOCK, Texas — Local philanthropist and call center operator Ben Walter nobly decided that the whole time he’d been sitting…
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Collin Brown
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What does the word "normal" mean to you? Is it plain? Regular? What springs to mind when you think of…
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