Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision announced that the next game in the Call of Duty franchise, Call of Duty: Uprising,…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — The United States government is expected to announce a second relief package soon, one that will reportedly include…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — First Lady of the United States Melania Trump announced her enthusiastic support for the Black Lives Matter movement…
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CJ Hernandez
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WASHINGTON — President Trump announced this morning that he would be naming Dr. Goomba Tower as the new head, head,…
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RIVERTON, Wyo. — Avid Mass Effect fan Martin Shore plans to opt out of voting in the upcoming 2020 presidential…
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Matt Shore
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CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi played a match of Overwatch as the black character Doomfist earlier this morning to celebrate Black…
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Andy Holt
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Leftist ideas are becoming mainstream in America, but many workers are still forgotten. I am here to advocate for perhaps…
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Jay Miller
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NEW YORK, N.Y. — Gesturing wildly with the large machine gun that had been recently surgically grafted onto her right…
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Ace Watkins
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America is the Dark Souls of countries. We live in a brutally challenging world that punishes people for the smallest…
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