GCW Tournament of Survival 9 Live Stream: How to watch

GCW Tournament of Survival 9 is set to take place tonight, but how can you watch all of the action from the Showboat in Atlantic City?

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TOS 9 on Triller

Tournament of Survival 9 will be available to watch live and back on demand as part of the TrillerTV+ service on Trillertv.com.

Triller+ (formerly FITE TV) gives you access to watch every single Game Changer Wrestling event for only $7.99 per month, as well as other content from wrestling companies such as House of Glory, Wrestling Revolver and ICW.

You can also buy TOS 9 as an individual event on Triller, but considering the value you get subscribing to the + service it just makes sense to do that.

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Who is in the GCW Tournament of Survival 9?

The following first-round matches for TOS 9 have been confirmed, with only one surprise name expected to face John Wayne Murdoch in the final opening-round bout:

  • Ultramantis Black vs Yuki Ishikawa
  • Big FN Joe vs Hideyoshi Kamitani
  • Brandon Kirk vs Shunma Katsumata
  • John Wayne Murdoch vs ???

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GCW Tournament of Survival 9 UK Time: Start Time in BST

GCW Tournament of Survival 9 is set to take place tonight from the Showboat in Atlantic City, but what is the UK start time of the show?

TOS is the premier Deathmatch tournament in wrestling, so fans of the DM style will be watching tonight like it is their own version of WrestleMania.

However unlike most WWE events, if you’re in the UK/Europe, you won’t have to stay up to the really early hours of the morning to watch TOS.

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What is the UK Start Time of GCW Tournament of Survival 9?

TOS 9 will be starting at 10 pm BST on Saturday, June 1st 2024, with the show probably set to finish at around 1 am on Sunday, June 2nd.

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TOS 9 on Triller

Tournament of Survival 9 will be available to watch live and back on demand as part of the TrillerTV+ service on Trillertv.com.

Triller+ (formerly FITE TV) gives you access to watch every single Game Changer Wrestling event for only $7.99 per month, as well as other content from wrestling companies such as House of Glory, Wrestling Revolver and ICW.

Hard Drive Does Pro Wrestling Stuff?

Yes, we cover pro wrestling news, including WWE, AEW, New Japan and sometimes the indies, so make sure that you keep checking back for everything you need to know about this great sport.

You can check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section (which also has real gaming news) and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans!

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GCW Tournament of Survival 9 Card: Every Match revealed

GCW Tournament of Survival 9 is set to take place tonight from the Showboat in Atlantic City, but what are the matches on the card?

Only the opening round matches for the tournament have been revealed thus far, with several of the best Deathmatch wrestlers on the planet set to compete to be crowned the TOS 9 winner.

The tournament starts with four opening round matches with varying gimmicks in each centered around DM wrestling, with the winners going on to the semi-finals and then the winners of those bouts heading to the final.

GCW Tournament of Survival 9 matches

Here are the matches that have been confirmed thus far for GCW TOS 9:

  • Tournament Of Survival 9 First Round Death Match: Big F’n Joe vs. Hideyoshi Kamitani
  • Tournament Of Survival 9 First Round Death Match: UltraMantis Black vs. Yuki Ishikawa
  • Tournament Of Survival 9 First Round Death Match: Brandon Kirk vs. Shunma Katsumata
  • Tournament Of Survival 9 First Round Death Match: John Wayne Murdoch vs. ???

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TOS 9 on Triller

Tournament of Survival 9 will be available to watch live and back on demand as part of the TrillerTV+ service on Trillertv.com.

Triller+ (formerly FITE TV) gives you access to watch every single Game Changer Wrestling event for only $7.99 per month, as well as other content from wrestling companies such as House of Glory, Wrestling Revolver and ICW.

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Yes, we cover pro wrestling news, including WWE, AEW, New Japan and sometimes the indies, so make sure that you keep checking back for everything you need to know about this great sport.

You can check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section (which also has real gaming news) and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans!

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GCW Tournament of Survival 9 Entrants: Every Wrestler in the tournament revealed

GCW Tournament of Survival 9 is set to take place tonight from the Showboat Hotel in Atlantic City, but who are the entrants?

TOS is a yearly show that puts some of the greatest Deathmatch wrestlers on the planet in a one-night event to determine who is the best on the scene right now.

If you’re a fan of DM wrestling then you are probably already aware of this epic event, but if you aren’t then this is THE BEST starting point if you’re looking to get into it!

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Who is in the GCW Tournament of Survival 9?

The following first-round matches for TOS 9 have been confirmed, with only one surprise name expected to face John Wayne Murdoch in the final opening-round bout:

  • Ultramantis Black vs Yuki Ishikawa
  • Big FN Joe vs Hideyoshi Kamitani
  • Brandon Kirk vs Shunma Katsumata
  • John Wayne Murdoch vs ???

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TOS 9 on Triller

Tournament of Survival 9 will be available to watch live and back on demand as part of the TrillerTV+ service on Trillertv.com.

Triller+ (formerly FITE TV) gives you access to watch every single Game Changer Wrestling event for only $7.99 per month, as well as other content from wrestling companies such as House of Glory, Wrestling Revolver and ICW.

Hard Drive Does Pro Wrestling Stuff?

Yes, we cover pro wrestling news, including WWE, AEW, New Japan and sometimes the indies, so make sure that you keep checking back for everything you need to know about this great sport.

You can check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section (which also has real gaming news) and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans!

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Captain Of Industry Update Patch Notes May 31

A compilation of all 0.6.x patch notes thus far on May 31, for Captain of Industry, the resource and business management simulator.

The latest patch notes are below, in descending order, from latest to oldest:

 

UPDATED June 1

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.4c May 31

  • Fixed a rare issue resulting in corrupted save file error regarding missing IResolver dependency.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.4b May 27

  • Fixed a rare issue on load showing errors like "Failed to resolve IMapCacheManager".

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.4a May 25

  • Fixed vehicle path-finding that was sometimes not being able to find the shortest path and was returning longer ones.
    • On average, the length of paths taken by trucks is 4% shorter and takes 15% less steps to find.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.4 May 17

 

v0.6.4

  • Added map-data-cache feature that speeds up game loads by around 2x (more speedup for weaker CPUs).
    • New Haven map load went from 12 to 7 sec, Armageddon from 30 to 15 sec (on i9-13900 CPU).
    • This was achieved by loading cached map data instead of generating terrain from scratch.
    • Map cache is created and saved on the first game load so speedup will be only noticeable on subsequent loads.
    • All games that share the same map version will share its cache.
    • At most 5 map caches are stored at one time.
    • This feature can be disabled with --disable-map-cache launch option.
    • This change also reduces the probability of game crashes due to high CPU load on systems that are sensitive to this.
  • Improved saving algorithm of terrain tile data, reducing raw save file size by ~2x. The effect on final compressed file size is smaller, around 15% savings.
    • This change resulted in significant memory and time savings during saves and made map cache smaller and faster to load.
    • Map data cache of the Armageddon map went from 160 MB to 66 MB (before compression).
    • This change also reduces the chance of encountering out-of-memory errors during game saving when the system is low on memory.
  • Settlements can now have custom surfaces which cover the original paths.
  • Game speed is now saved.
  • Spam-clicking the start game button no longer makes the in-game escape menu unclickable.
  • Fog now renders properly for liquid evaporators and vehicle particles.
  • FPS limit was removed from the loading screen to eliminate idle time where the game is waiting for the next step but the renderer is also waiting for the next frame due to the FPS cap.
  • Improved visuals of dust particles on terrain and behind vehicles.
  • Vehicle dust and exhaust particles now do not spawn when the camera is too far from them.
  • Vehicles now spray water instead of dust during rain.
  • Dust behind vehicles is now emitted even on concrete surfaces in small amounts.
  • Fixed excessive dust emitted when the mega excavator was turning in-place.

 

Map editor

  • Optimized the "Writing generated data" step which used to take up to 60 seconds on large maps, now it’s nearly instant (speedup of over 1000x).
  • Fixed missing reference list of noise functions.
  • Fixed error window that did not show errors when first displayed.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.3b May 8

  • Single-copied lifts now go back to the first construction phase if placed with down while holding Ctrl.
  • Custom surfaces can no longer be placed under water.
  • Fixed a rare terrain generation issue during game load that could result in map being loaded as brand new without any terrain modifications.
  • Improved bush textures to make them more visible against grass.
  • Slightly increased sun shadows intensity.
  • Added checksum save file verification before loading a game to detect externally corrupted files.
  • Further work-arounds for saving issues on mac when playing via CrossOver.
  • Fixed arithmetic overflows that could occur with extreme settings of terrain features in the map editor.
  • Fixed rare path-finding when the goal was hard to reach and exactly at 10 tiles height difference.
  • Fixed jitter on fluid cargo module pipes.
  • Fixed camera rendering distance when loading its position from a saved slot.
  • Fixed ocean rendering that could have cracks where it was possible to see under the ocean.
  • Fixed a rare vehicle depot state where it believed that vehicle should be upgraded but vehicle itself did not intend to be upgraded.
  • Fixed that pressing Enter on the main screen kept opening new window instances.
  • Windows no longer accept input when in fade-out transition.
  • Fixed farm popup that was showing locked crops.
  • Fixed tree harvester that could be showing "no tree to harvest" when out of fuel.
  • Fixed rare issues with inability to instantiate Audio Manager.
  • Fixed glass on highest greenhouse tier.
  • Fixed smoke particles that were showing square artefacts in rainy weather.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.3a April 24

  • Added a workaround for Mac users using CrossOver who were experiencing `IOException: Success` on game save. Bug was reported to the CrossOver team.
  • Step limit of the vehicle path finder now scales with its internal job queue size. This helps to restore logistics quicker when it gets overwhelmed.
  • Added console command `set_max_steps_per_tick_for_vehicle_path_finder` that allows manually increasing the PF processing throughput (only for extreme players).
  • Vehicle navigation jobs now show more info about where they go.
  • Additional fix to the You Shall Not Pass map back-start to have immediate access to trees.
  • Leveling designations now show colors correctly on designations not ready to be fulfilled.
  • Fixed sandstone non-corner edges.
  • Fixed surface vertical faces to show correct surface type.
  • Fixed ocean coastline that was sometimes jagged.
  • Fixed blast furnace 2 preview that was all white.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.3 April 23

  • Improved You Shall Not Pass map backdoor-start by providing access to trees.
  • Tree saplings can be now shredded into biomass.
  • Game can no longer be exited when (auto)save is in progress.
  • Contract profit increase (difficulty setting) is now properly applied.
  • Fixed save file writing procedure that could in rare circumstances result in incompletely written save files.
  • Added checksums to all game save and map files.
  • Saving was made more robust by checking checksums of written files and displaying errors when any issue is detected.
  • Save file overwrite only happens when the new save was successfully written and checksum was verified. If checksum check fails, both new and old files are kept and an error message is displayed.
  • Save files that fail to be fully written (e.g. due to insufficient disk space) are now deleted.
  • Fixed a rare save issue when tile surface command was in queue to be executed.
  • Fixed issue where an excavator could not find a path to an unfulfilled designation in tight space that should have been accessible.
  • Trucks should no longer return back to mines when partially loaded, they will unload completely first.
  • Improved stuck vehicle notification to trigger sooner.
  • Further improved vehicle recovery logic to prevent vehicles crawling on cliffs.
  • Fixed settlements that kept giving unity bonuses even when supply of household goods was stopped.
  • Fixed incorrect total stats for health and unity.
  • Trucks no longer load more than their capacity when clearing surfaces.
  • Fixed issue where truck replacing a surface would override a previous surface that was not cleared yet, making the original surface products lost.
  • Trucks now don’t get a surface placement job if the surface costs more than what they have.
  • Fixed case where storage would not provide products to upgrade another storage that was connected to it.
  • Storage truck export is now not disabled if it gets connected to an unbuilt storage.
  • Fixed vehicles refueling from storages that are set to import.
  • Product notification settings are now copied when cloning a config for the Ore sorter.
  • The "Cannot deliver" notification is now cleared right after the truck gets cleared.
  • Ship order buttons were moved to the top of the world map settlement window.
  • Fixed issues when regenerating an area outside of map in the map editor.
  • Fixed tree harvester visual issues when cutting trees on a slope.
  • Fixed ready-to-fulfill check for leveling designations based on the job that is asking, to match mining and dumping designations logic.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.2a April 16

  • Improved operation of the Ore sorter to not get stuck by a single resource.
    • Sorter no longer accepts deliveries that contain products which have full output buffers.
    • Sorter will continue to sort other materials even if some output buffers are full.
  • Added a new command line argument that can limit maximum used threads for the terrain generation.
    • This can be used as a work-around when games are unable to load or getting stuck on terrain generation.
    • Use `--terrain-gen-threads 1` in Launch Options on Steam to enable this (you can also try different values such as 2 or 4).
  • Added `clear_all_goals_permanently` console command that can be used to permanently delete all current and future goals.
  • Any obsolete goals are now removed after game load.
  • Improved stuck vehicle auto-recovery behavior.
  • Fixed trucks that would never mark excavators unreachable if those trucks were never idle before.
  • Improved surfaces and decals rendering to remove artifacts, seams, and blurriness.
  • Vehicles now ride properly on custom surfaces, instead of on the terrain below them.
  • Fixed rendering of loose material pile on overfilled trucks.
  • Pushed fog clipping plane back to fix fog rendering on AMD GPUs.
  • Fixed issues related to transports that span more than 127 height units.
  • Fixed resource bars that would get into bad state when all resource bars were disabled.
  • Reduced power consumption of conveyor lifts from 4 kW per height-delta to 2 + 2 kW * delta.
  • Conveyor lifts now properly recompute their internal buffer on flip to never be a bottleneck.
  • Flip of conveyor lifts on hover is now disabled when the inspector is open to prevent double-flip.
  • Fixed conveyor lift highlight on flip.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.2 April 14

  • Research changes
    • Farm is now unlocked from the start.
    • Merged loose storage research into mining research.
    • Merged vehicles management I into advanced logistics.
    • Merged flywheel research in power production II.
    • Merged tree harvester II research into large vehicles.
  • Goals changes
    • Goals can no longer be disabled in new games.
    • Added a button to collapse all goals into a single header per each.
    • Redesigned goals so that lots of them are not blocked by ship exploration or trading.
    • Removed the goal to stockpile wood and buy bricks for wood, instead requiring to buy bricks for iron.
  • Added a quick trade to buy bricks for iron.
  • Added 11 new decal symbols.
  • Conveyor lifts can be now directly connected to balancers and sorters.
  • Ore sorter's buffers and throughput now scale with trucks overloading edicts.
  • The "out of fuel" notification is no longer shown if the vehicle already goes for fuel.
  • Fixed world map mines that would keep mining when resources get depleted.
  • Fixed trucks that would prioritize ore sorter over their tower's own dumping designations.
  • When assigning a truck, prioritize an empty one.
  • Tree planters now prefer to plant trees close to the forestry tower.
  • Bloom effect was clamped to avoid overblown bloom regions due to too high color intensity values, sometimes appearing due to driver issues.
  • Increase transport max terrain penetration from 0.1 to 0.2 tiles.
  • Creating settlement refunds removed custom surface cost.
  • Molten channels can be completed in open elevated space.
  • Fixed a lag between load/quit game and loading screen appearing.
  • Fixed that loans could go into negative in rare cases.
  • Removed picking highlight from cut tool that was being left behind.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.1 April 10

  • Improved performance of resource bars overlay, they will show-up 10x faster now. This also improves performance when toggling visibility of individual resources.
  • Slightly increased rewards for goal completion (tutorial), from refugees, and from the world map.
  • Initial rewards from the world map now also include iron and copper scraps.
  • Increased maximum initial loan amount.
  • Maximum initial loan amount now scales with loan duration so that more can be borrowed for longer loan durations.
  • Quick-trade cooldown is now shorter with each level of price increase so that paying a higher price will allow purchasing more products.
  • The Trade tab is now the first tab in the trade window.
  • Navigation overlay is now shown by default when a stuck vehicle is selected.
  • Diesel storages with an import slider set to import fuel are now allowed to refuel vehicles.
  • Tree harvester inspector was made wider to fit all truck types.
  • The current game is now pre-selected in the load game window.
  • Added shortcuts overlay when tools are active in the map editor
  • Stumps from cut trees that are on mining designations will get properly registered for clearing by excavators.
  • Surfaces are no longer removed by other entities that did not place them (e.g. pipes over buildings).
  • Fixed building validation layer that was not visible in some cases on large maps.
  • Fixed trees miss-alignment when tree harvester cut down trees while standing on non-flat surface.
  • Placing a farm from a blueprint now properly filters-out locked food types.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.0d April 8

  • Added decals for the letters A-Z.
  • Quick build actions are no longer available for pumps and vehicle depots.
  • Fixed issues with refueling of vehicles if the last fuel station in the game got removed.
  • Fixed crops rendering on T1 farms. Finally you will be able to see all the potatoes!
  • Fixed and improved mod selection and propagation.
  • Fixed inconsistent line breaks in non-English languages.
  • Fixed dropdown that should have been tabs in the main menu for languages with symbols (like Chinese).
  • Unreachable goals are clear when a vehicle is recovered. This will skip the waiting period and the vehicle can get to work sooner.
  • Save name field is now focused right after opening the save game window.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.0c April 7

  • Fixed curb rendering on tiles with decals.
  • Fixed hydrogen excavator that would not go for fuel when there were only diesel fuel stations assigned with trucks.
  • Fixed hydrogen excavator that would not get fuel from hydrogen station if its tower was assigned only with diesel fuel stations.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.0b April 7

  • Added a shortcut key to flip direction for transport and lift (bound to flip entity shortcut, F by default).
  • Added product name tooltips for resources display panel.
  • Improved start #1 on Armageddon map (only available in new games):
    • Added a small coal deposit closer to the starting location
    • Added an extra cargo/trading dock space near start.
  • Added serial terrain generation fallback if parallel generation fails to avoid the game not being able to start.
  • Improved game name verification to avoid potential issues with game saving (e.g. Windows does not support directory names ending with a period).
  • Ore sorter’s single product restriction is now properly copied when using the copy tool.
  • Fixed that clicking "Continue" in the main menu to continue a game with mods would not work in some cases.
  • Fixed that games with an empty game name were incorrectly ending up in the "Saves" sub-folder.
  • Fixed that research difficulty and mining yield difficulties were not applied in some cases.
  • Fixed that machine would not disable "output full" notification in rare cases.
  • Fixed loading bar that was sometimes a little too eager to hit 100%.
  • Fixed custom surface decals rendering artifacts.

 

 

Patch notes for v0.6.0a April 5

  • Updated easy and medium starting locations on some maps to include even more space for trading/cargo docks near coast (only available for new games).
  • Armageddon start 2# now has starting crude oil closer (only available for new games).
  • Map editor now properly validates all starting locations on publish, even if they were invalidated after their placement.
  • Fixed rare cases of fixed-point numbers overflowing and divisions by zero.
  • Fixed rare exception on confirm button click.

 

Those are the patch notes up through May 31 for Captain of Industry.

Gen Z Parents Praying Baby Cute Enough to Exploit for Likes

UNITED STATES — Young people and self-proclaimed influencers across the country have taken to a new social media trend this spring, having children. Our sources confirm that 1 out of every 5 babies being born today has a social media account before a birth certificate. 

“I’m just so excited to share my journey with all my followers who want to vicariously experience motherhood through a random person on the internet!” Katie Marx said in an Instagram Live as she awaited her scheduled c-section. “The only downside is we won’t know if the baby’s face will be thumbnail marketable until about 4 weeks.”

After failed endeavors into van life and reaction videos, Katie, known online by her handle, KTdoesThingz, found success on social media dressing her French Bulldog in Halloween costumes. Amassing over 45k followers, and gaining exclusive access to the Tik Tok Creators Program, which pays out $1 per every 1000 views. 

“After an unfortunate elevator incident, Alfie is no longer with us, but he really gave us the confidence and income to pursue parenthood,” Craig Hart, Katie’s cameraman and long-term boyfriend, said from just off camera. “I’m sure this decision of getting pregnant immediately after the death of a beloved pet might lead to some sort of therapy down the road, but that’s just a partnership with BetterHelp waiting to happen!”

The child’s birth, which will be streamed on Twitch and Instagram, isn’t the first influencer birth Jefferson Hospital has seen. A rising trend in expectant mothers under 25 has correlated with a social media baby boom. 

“It’s almost a guarantee that if they were born after 9/11 they’re going to ask me to be on their podcast to explain the whole process,” said Dr. Peter Menedez, local OB-GYN. “Doctor-patient confidentiality has lost all meaning.”

At the end of her Instagram Live Katie told her followers that they would have to subscribe to her Patreon if they wanted to ask any more questions. 

At press time, the couple announced that the biggest donor during the Twitch stream will get to name the baby. 

Naughty Dog Announces Remastered Neil Druckmann Interview

SANTA MONICA — The Last Of Us creator and notorious violence apologist Neil Druckmann has announced a full remaster of his May interview with Sony. This is reportedly coming after Sony removed the previously last-gen, bug-ridden interview.

“…Some of my words, context, and intent were unfortunately lost.”, said Druckmann, who reports the old version of the interview didn’t perform or read well with older systems, such as non-gamer executives and armchair game-developers.

Sony has since apologized for “misrepresenting his words”, presumably due to generative AI dictating its PR.”In re-reviewing our recent interview with Naughty Dog’s Neil Druckmann, we have found several significant errors and inaccuracies,” says Sony, “that don’t represent his perspective and values (including topics such as animation, writing, technology, AI, and future projects),”.With this development, Druckmann is now going to re-remaster the aforementioned interview.

The interview remaster is said to be the definitive way to experience a Neil Druckmann interview. It will offer plenty of reasons to jump back into the engrossing Sony PR. There are promised technological improvements, including behind the scenes that Druckmann will undoubtedly have to correct again.

There will be no pre-orders, as Sony has said they will simply shadow-drop the interview remaster some time in the future. It is rumored to include photo mode, speedrun mode and ray-tracing.

Although many of us will await the interview’s remake, Druckmann has said he hopes there’s still nostalgia for the original while playing the new one.

Gamer Invents New Form of Game Criticism Where He Reads the Features List in a Pleasing Monotone

AUSTIN, Texas — Online game reviewer Tyler Wenks is changing the face of the industry with his new school of objective critical theory, where he doesn’t let his own opinions interfere with his evaluation of a game.

Wenks operates a YouTube channel, GamerThink1990, that’s dedicated to video game news, reactions, and reviews, as recorded from Wenks’ merch-strewn mancave in Texas. While Wenks has updated the channel regularly since 2014, his channel only started building an audience once he unveiled his Objective Game Reviews series in early 2024.

The goal of Objective Game Reviews, according to Wenks, is to remove any trace of bias from the report.

“It’s pure analysis,” Wenks said in an interview with Dexerto. “I analyze every game I review according to 72 different factors, assign each one a number, and plug that number into my homemade algorithm. That boils all traces of me out of the final product and leaves only pure data: the perfect critical review. Then I just read through the data sheet with no emotion whatsoever. After all, the last thing anyone should want out of an opinion piece is my opinion.”

Hades II is now out in Early Access on Steam,” Wenks said in a recent review. “It is an action roguelike developed and published by Supergiant Games, where you play as the earth goddess Melinoë. Roguelikes draw their name from their kinship to the 1980 dungeon crawler Rogue, which is the first really popular game to use procedurally generated content. My score for Hades II is 85.”

Wenks’ method has changed the face of online game criticism, with many Twitter Blue subscribers immediately jumping onto the GamerThink bandwagon.

“For too long, Western game reviews have been plagued by activist critics who use them as a soapbox to pursue their agenda,” said self-proclaimed memelord Modern Herodotus. “When I look for a review, I don’t want to hear about a game’s subtext, design, story, plot, or female characters who are showing insufficient amounts of polygon poon. I want my biases immediately confirmed by someone who’s a 1-to-1 demographic match with me.”

The GamerThink method has gotten immediate results. Wenks reports that his channel has gone from 23 to 2,000 subscribers in the last few weeks, with more signing in every day.

At press time, Wenks latest video, an Objective Review of Multiversus is being hailed as the best ASMR video to fall asleep to.

Persona 3 Reload Update Patch Notes May 31

 

UPDATED May 31

 

 

Patch Notes 1.05 May 31

Patch 1.05 is now live, please see the updates below:
  • Velvet Costume & BGM Set added for Expansion Pass owners
  • Minor bug fixes

 

 

Patch Notes 1.04 May 3

Patch 1.04 is now live, please see the updates below:
  • Fixed an issue where during cutscenes, the lip sync would not match audio when set to English audio
  • Minor bug fixes
  • File optimization

 

 

Those are the patch notes on May 31 for Persona 3 Reload.

Nepal Releases Mt. Everest Fast Pass

KATHMANDU, Nepal — In response to the rising number of people attempting to summit Mt. Everest, the Tourism Board of Nepal has partnered with the Walt Disney Company to expedite the treacherous mount for the highest-paying climbers. 

“It’s with great honor that we can bring this experience to tech moguls and hedge fund owners who want to summit the tallest peak on earth,” says Josh D’Amaro, Chairman of Disney Experiences. “The attraction, which we are calling ‘Everest: The Expedition,’ will be the most immersive mountain climbing simulation in history. Climbing Mount Everest is one of the most fulfilling experiences one can have in life and we believe that it is our duty to make sure the rich and privileged can experience it before everyone else.”

After noticing growing queues at the mountain’s peak, along with a large sum of money lost from climbers who never make it back down, the government of Nepal looked to the American media conglomerate for guidance. 

“Hardly anyone dies in Disney World,” said Dr. Dhananjay Regmi, CEO of Nepal’s Tourism Board. “They’ve got space mountains, splash mountains, and even their own Everest! Not to mention the floating mountains of Pandora: The World of Avatar,” he gleefully exclaimed wearing the iconic Mickey Mouse ears. 

The government-funded attraction, which is set to open during peak climbing season 2025, will combine Disney’s patented Imagineering Technology with their universally beloved queueing philosophy. 

“We’re going to take everything you love about waiting in lines at Disney World and bring it right here to Nepal!” Imagineer Joe Rohde told the press. “After returning a few artifacts we totally and legitimately borrowed to decorate our Asia pavilion, and spreading just a little bit of pixie dust, we’ll have you 29,032 feet above sea level in no time!”

The fast pass, which will require the purchase of a ticket into Everest base camp – as well as a wearable ‘Everest Band’ at an extra fee – will allow the guest to book a Disney-appointed sherpa for the climb. However, sherpas are limited, and booking windows fill quickly after being posted at 7 AM NPT.

At press time, Nepal’s Board of Tourism hinted at a possible Yeti encounter for those who purchase the FastPass+ ticket.