Breaking: Jeff Bezos Has Been Murdered by Galaga Ships
VAN HORN, Texas — Reports have been confirmed that Jeff Bezos’ inaugural voyage into space ended abruptly this morning after…
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Top 10 Games We Felt Like Listing, Fuck It
Video game lists are what keep the lights on at important gaming websites like Hard Drive. But did you know…
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Peacock Debuts New ‘We Give You Three Bucks a Month’ Plan
PHILADELPHIA — Facing an increasingly competitive streaming marketplace, Comcast has announced its newest subscription tier for its struggling Peacock platform,…
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Rockstar Confirms Director of GTA 6 Hasn’t Even Been Born Yet
NEW YORK — Rockstar Games revealed that while the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto 6 is definitely happening, the title’s…
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NBC Announces 2021 Fall Lineup Will Just Be 2003 Fall Lineup
LOS ANGELES — A public demonstration of their upcoming fall slate of shows has revealed that NBC’s 2021 fall lineup…
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Opinion: It’s 2021 Let the Monkey Out of the Dang Ball
Nintendo recently announced Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania, and while that is all well and fine and I am as…
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Guy Attempting to Break Guinness Record for Eating Baseballs Under False Impression That Is a Thing
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Local resident Denny Houser has attempted to enter the annals of history by achieving the world record…
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Disney+ Announces ‘Young Baby Yoda’ Spin-Off
LOS ANGELES — Following the recent successes of sitcoms like Young Sheldon and Young Rock, the Disney Plus streaming service…
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Man Explains Unnoticed Absence From Social Media
DETROIT — Social media user Jerry Clay has reportedly taken to Facebook to explain his online hiatus that none of…
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Rich People Greenlight 14 New Shows About Poor People
LOS ANGELES — The wealthy owners of the most popular television networks and streaming services have previewed their fall slate…
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