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November 26, 2022

MENLO PARK, Calif. — In an attempt to quell fear among investors following recent downturns in his company’s stock price,…

June 24, 2022

LOS ANGELES — In a television revival sure to thrill, scare, and disgust millions, NBC announced this week that they…

June 22, 2022

It’s still June, which means you are socially obligated to give LGBTQ+ folks and weebs a goddamn break and let…

April 22, 2022

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — In news you’ve waited more than two decades to hear, the little shit you traded your prized…

October 28, 2021

MENLO PARK, Calif. — In a major rebrand intended to better align the company with its ethos, Facebook will be…

October 14, 2021

NEW YORK — Local gamer Seth Basharo, who spent his youth creatively murdering the innocent guests of his theme park…

September 13, 2021

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — In a tense reunion no one could have predicted, a deadbeat battery cover has reentered the life…

August 26, 2021

BANGOR, Maine — In news sure to make you feel like a nineties kid again, a labradoodle puppy named Tamagotchi…

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