Jake Menez, Author at Hard Drive

February 1, 2023

TORONTO — Selfless local gamer Simon Breeler reportedly committed an act of generosity while replaying Super Mario 3D world, letting…

August 2, 2022

EL DORADO, Kan. — A man on death row stupefied the staff of the maximum security prison where he was…

June 22, 2022

TOKYO — Square Enix has revealed its first ever real life fashion collection, and early reports have confirmed that it’s…

June 3, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Vince Gilligan announced today that the newest project in the rapidly-growing Breaking Bad universe will follow Bugs…

November 14, 2021

ENFIELD, Conn. — The LEGO Company released a new set today that will allow you to bring that underwhelming little…

October 10, 2021

CLEVELAND — A local man without nearby friends was recently forced to fill his birthday party with CPU characters, concerned…

September 11, 2021

NEW YORK — A ginormous amphibious creature known as Crathrax is currently terrorizing New York City and reportedly eating residents…

September 3, 2021

LOS ANGELES ー An unnamed comedian has issued a scathing public statement pushing back against “wokeness” in comedy, claiming stand-up…

August 1, 2021

CUPERTINO, Calif. ー A workplace argument quickly took a turn for the worse earlier today as office worker Dennis O’Hara…

July 31, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Following the success of their Dwayne Johnson led film Jungle Cruise, Disney announced today that it will…