Jacob Colliver, Author at Hard Drive

March 24, 2022

MADISON, Wisc. — All consequences of a sedentary lifestyle can be averted with several half-hearted pushups, a local man reported…

March 2, 2022

SUNNYVALE, Calif. — Video game company Atari announced today that it will be rebuffing acquisition offers from any “tall, hunky”…

February 8, 2022

MESA, Ariz. — Hiding marijuana in a copy of Guitar Hero: Aerosmith has garnered absolutely no attention whatsoever, graphic designer…

January 8, 2022

CHICAGO — A series of slowly paced puzzle games have dangerously raised the blood pressure of local man Harry Foster,…

November 27, 2021

SAN DIEGO — In a bid to retain engagement with their audience without an in-person event, San Diego Comic-Con has…

August 28, 2021

LOS GATOS, Calif. — An adorable pet cat has consistently decimated any chance of progression in a year-long Dungeons &…