MADISON, Wisc. — All consequences of a sedentary lifestyle can be averted with several half-hearted pushups, a local man reported…
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SUNNYVALE, Calif. — Video game company Atari announced today that it will be rebuffing acquisition offers from any “tall, hunky”…
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MESA, Ariz. — Hiding marijuana in a copy of Guitar Hero: Aerosmith has garnered absolutely no attention whatsoever, graphic designer…
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CHICAGO — A series of slowly paced puzzle games have dangerously raised the blood pressure of local man Harry Foster,…
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SAN DIEGO — In a bid to retain engagement with their audience without an in-person event, San Diego Comic-Con has…
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — An adorable pet cat has consistently decimated any chance of progression in a year-long Dungeons &…
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