Fixed third mission of Barya campaign not completing if your teammate defeats the enemy by claiming their last town (includes fix for currently broken saves)
Prevent ending up in a position that you can't move from when using teleporter on fourth Barya campaign mission
Fixed being able to miss an important story trigger on fourth Barya campaign mission
Fixed issue with the game freezing when using alt-tab on Macs (removed unsupported v-sync options)
Update 1.0.1 May 24
Fixed third mission of Barya campaign not completing after defeating all enemies (includes fix for currently broken saves)
Fixed not being able to move wielder on first turn when starting a game with the complete map exploration option
Limit risk of rare bug where the campaign map selection menu is not loaded after choosing a campaign
Those are the patch notes up through May 27 for Songs of Conquest.
New explosives, skins, improved wrecks, secrets and more!
Hello terraformers!
The “Explosive” Update is now available for everyone!
We wanted to add a few things in version 1.0, but we didn't have time to do so. So here is a new free update with all this content less than two months after the 1.0 release!
You will be able to use the new explosive devices to access new hidden areas, such as the new Red Falls biome.
We improved the procedural wrecks generation to be more engaging and fun to explore by adding new rooms. And if you're lucky while exploring, you might discover a genetic trait for a new animal species!
Additionally, we added a new skins system, allowing you to change your outfits by collecting more than 15 skins! This will make it easier to differentiate between your friends while playing in co-op!
As usual, we added new items & quality of life features, fixed some bugs and we hid new secrets!
Your save files will transfer seamlessly to the update. But if you want to try a fresh adventure, feel free to create a new game to fully experience this update!And remember that you must use the same version to play with your friends.
Full Changelog – v0.1.102 – The Explosive Update
New Items
Explosives allowing to access new hidden areas : Unlock it via blueprint microchips
More than 15 skins (spacesuits) to find in the world
New genetic trait for a new creature
New "Ecosystem" machine, that will generate larvae
Animal food allowing to increase generation of animals
One new tree seed
T4 Exoskelleton
Space suit displayer
World
New Red Falls biome
Improved procedural wreck generation by adding new tiles to avoid the "maze" feeling
One new secret place to discover Ikhlas final base, look under a waterfall
Added 4 new procedural wrecks directly in the main map
Some trees will now spawn naturally in the world depending on the seeds planted by the player
Improved the world collisions to avoid texture clipping
Added a beacon to return portals when in a long range wreck
Quality of life and balancing
Foundation can now be built trough rocks
Added snapping for sofas, desktops and outdoor farms
Map UI can now be moved with keyboard keys
Increased number of larvae chances to spawn
Drone station and T2 beehive unlock a bit sooner
Added the ability to build on roof glass
Animal multiplier from spawners when not fed is halved instead of null
DNA Extractor now showing traits details
DNA Extractor now generating traits on group selection if in creative mode
Trade platform can be placed freely (not only on terrain)
Small changes to ending texts to make it more cheerfull
Riley ending now require only 250000 tokens
Increased wardens final key altars visibility trigger
Various minor changes
Optimizations
Fixed a memory leak causing crashes after a long playtime
Improved textures performances
Engine and netcode versions upgraded
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It is no secret that the video game industry has been absolutely devastated in the past year, and after a four-month-long investigation, we can now confidently report that the Balatro guy is the only video game developer left.
This being a complex situation, of course, however it seems the primary reason that localthunk, the man who developed the hit poker-inspired roguelike deck building game, is the only game creator left is that all the other developers are simply dead.
The main culprit: Microsoft, which posted a net income of $21.9 billion in 2024 Q2. Sources have uncovered that, as part of the beta test of Microsoft Flight Simulator 40th Anniversary edition, the company required the Activision Blizzard development team to use the software for one hour and then test their piloting skills in a real-world environment. The vast majority of the testers quickly crashed and died on impact. A few members of the Overwatch team are unaccounted for; their last known location was somewhere in an area bounded by Florida, Puerto Rico, and Bermuda.
Reporters asked localthunk when we might expect a mobile version of Balatro, particularly now that he is the last person alive that makes video games.
“I’m…I’m sorry, where did you get your industry information? A lot of devs have been laid off, but they have not been killed. Just today I spoke with a friend who used to work at Activision Blizzard,” localthunk replied.
Over at Ubisoft, humanity’s worst fears were realized when its AI NPCs achieved transcendence. And yes, just like in the Johnny Depp film of the same name, said NPCs harnessed the ability to control Ubisoft developers’ minds through the use of nanoparticles. Taking back control of their lives – though the definition of “life” in this case certainly begs for a deep, philosophical debate – the NPCs recreated the 1991 Psygnosis game Lemmings and made the Ubisoft developers walk off a cliff.
“Look, I know for a fact that Edmund McMillen is still alive and well,” localthunk said when addressing the challenges of creating enough video games as the industry’s lone developer. “His new game, Mewgenics, releases in 2025!”
Perhaps the most tragic situation happened at the Los Angeles office of Square Enix, where corporate leadership locked all the doors, barricaded the windows, and required the developers to kill each other until just one remained. According to multiple insider sources, the sole survivor was localthunk, who, in an interesting twist, has said he doesn’t play poker.
“I’ve never even worked at Square Enix,” said localthunk, who hopes Balatro gets a Game of the Year nomination. “Didn’t you just describe the movie The Belko Experiment?”
At press time, crews were sifting through the excrement of a pack of feral hogs for any sign of Electronic Arts game devs.
NEW YORK –– Seymour Roche, a 38-year old Twitter user is breaking new ground in media illiteracy by finding a new way to misinterpret Alan Moore’s seminal comic series, ‘‘Watchmen.’ Blazing trails of misunderstanding which had previously only been explored by Zack Snyder and Damon Lindeloff, Roche sat down in a recent interview to explain his journey of bastardizing Moore’s iconic series.
“I started off like everyone else,” Roche explained. “I was like, oh, Rorschach freaking rules. He’s just Batman if he was a normal guy. Like, he’s just rational and everything he does makes perfect sense. Why would you cripple a criminal when you can kill his dogs, chop off his arm and burn his house down?”
Roche’s shelf is littered with comic books and a weird shrine to Steve Ditko––which he kept trying to avert our gaze from by aggressively coughing. “But then,” Roche continued, “I realized that I was off-base. 2009 rolls around and Snyder makes him even cooler than I could have ever imagined. ‘I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!’” Roche shouted a little too loudly for comfort.
After readjusting himself and showing off his ‘Eric Adams for Mayor’ shirt, Roche detailed his second leap in the world of media illiteracy. “You know, I sat and reread the book a couple times. I just knew there was some subtext under all the cool scenes of The Comedian shooting people and Ozymandias dropping that squid on New York,” Roche explained, before suggesting that The United States should drop a similarly designed squid on the Gaza Strip.
“This book is really kind of about how utilitarianism is good, actually. I also played around with the idea of how Moore is actually saying that superheroes should be cops,” he noted.
“What’s really spectacular about Seymour isn’t his actual ideas. It’s the way in which he combines all of them to create this exceptional misunderstanding of the source material,” explains media illiteracy expert Walter Higgins.
“You see these really incredible things in a vacuum, like Damon Lindeloff using a Black woman as a vehicle for insinuating that cops are Gods. Really amazing stuff, but Seymour here is throwing all of these things together and really breaking new ground. I’m blown away by his thesis that Ozymandias represents not the Jewish cabal world conspiracy, but the gay, Eastern European cabal. Truly exceptional. Alan Moore would be disgusted.”
Multiple sources reached out to Moore, who promptly told them life is meaningless and we’re all doomed to burn for all eternity.
AEW News: The Anarchy in the Arena match at AEW Double or Nothing 2024 has now taken place and The Elite have emerged as the winners.
The Young Bucks, Kazuchika Okada and Jack Perry defeated ‘Team AEW,’ which consisted of Darby Allin, FTR and Bryan Danielson.
AEW News: Anarchy in the Arena 2024 Winner
The match started with Darby’s theme playing as the action unfolded, before Matthew Jackson demanded that The Young Bucks theme be played.
Bryan Danielson said “turn this sh*t” off and EUROPE’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN THEN STARTS PLAYING!!!!!!! Three minutes or so later Matthew demands it be switched off as they can’t afford it.
During the match, Darby Allin and Jack Perry went outside the arena, and Perry seemingly RAN OVER DARBY WITH A VAN. Also, Darby set Jack on fire.
Perry got the win for his team after hitting Danielson with a running knee.
AEW Double or Nothing 2024
Here are all of the matches taking place on the AEW DoN 2024 card:
AEW World Trios Title / ROH World Six Man Tag Team Title Match: Bang Bang Gang (Austin Gunn, Colten Gunn & Jay White) (c) vs Death Triangle (PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix) (w/Alex Abrahantes)
Orange Cassidy vs Trent Beretta
FTW Title Three Way Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs Katsuyori Shibata vs Hook
IWGP World Heavyweight Title Eliminator Match: Jon Moxley vs Konosuke Takeshita
TNT Title Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match: Adam Copeland (c) vs Malakai Black
AEW Women’s World Title Match: Toni Storm (w/Luther & Mariah May) (c) vs Serena Deeb
AEW International Title Match: Roderick Strong (c) vs Will Ospreay
AEW TBS Title Match: Willow Nightingale (c) vs Mercedes Mone
AEW World Title Match: Swerve Strickland (c) vs. Christian Cage
Anarchy In The Arena Match: FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood), Bryan Danielson & Darby Allin vs The Elite (Jack Perry, Kazuchika Okada, Matthew Jackson & Nicholas Jackson)
If you’re hoping to watch the action back on demand in the United States, then you have a few options as to where you can view all of the action.
Triller TV, which used to be FITE TV, will be carrying the event to watch online back on demand and costs $49.99.
On top of that, AEW has added YouTube, DAZN and PPV.com as methods by which fans can purchase the PPV event to watch live.
Yes, we cover pro wrestling news, including WWE, AEW, New Japan and sometimes the indies, so make sure that you keep checking back for everything you need to know about this great sport.
You can check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section (which also has real gaming news) and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans!
AEW News: Swerve Strickland has emerged victorious in his latest AEW Championship defence against Christian Cage.
Cage was confirmed as the challenger a few weeks ago on Dynamite by The Young Bucks, who seemed to initially tease that it would be Kenny Omega heading to the ring to face the former WWE NXT Superstar.
AEW News: Swerve beats Cage
Swerve had a Warriors (the film) themed entrance and gear that was really cool, but this match came three and a half hours into the show.
After much interference, Swerve took the win with the House Call following the Double Stomp from the top rope.
Here are all of the matches taking place on the AEW DoN 2024 card:
AEW World Trios Title / ROH World Six Man Tag Team Title Match: Bang Bang Gang (Austin Gunn, Colten Gunn & Jay White) (c) vs Death Triangle (PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix) (w/Alex Abrahantes)
Orange Cassidy vs Trent Beretta
FTW Title Three Way Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs Katsuyori Shibata vs Hook
IWGP World Heavyweight Title Eliminator Match: Jon Moxley vs Konosuke Takeshita
TNT Title Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match: Adam Copeland (c) vs Malakai Black
AEW Women’s World Title Match: Toni Storm (w/Luther & Mariah May) (c) vs Serena Deeb
AEW International Title Match: Roderick Strong (c) vs Will Ospreay
AEW TBS Title Match: Willow Nightingale (c) vs Mercedes Mone
AEW World Title Match: Swerve Strickland (c) vs. Christian Cage
Anarchy In The Arena Match: FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood), Bryan Danielson & Darby Allin vs The Elite (Jack Perry, Kazuchika Okada, Matthew Jackson & Nicholas Jackson)
If you’re hoping to watch the action back on demand in the United States, then you have a few options as to where you can view all of the action.
Triller TV, which used to be FITE TV, will be carrying the event to watch online back on demand and costs $49.99.
On top of that, AEW has added YouTube, DAZN and PPV.com as methods by which fans can purchase the PPV event to watch live.
Yes, we cover pro wrestling news, including WWE, AEW, New Japan and sometimes the indies, so make sure that you keep checking back for everything you need to know about this great sport.
You can check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section (which also has real gaming news) and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans!
AEW News: Mercedes Mone has won the TBS Championship from Willow Nightingale during tonight’s Double or Nothing 2024 PPV event.
This was the first match that Mone has had in All Elite, but not the first since she left her role as Sasha Banks in WWE, as she was also in New Japan Pro Wrestling prior to signing with AEW.
AEW News: Mercedes Mone beats Willow Nightingale
There were duelling chants early on in this one, which shocked me because I thought Willow was going in as the ultra-hot babyface.
Mercedes acted like a total heel throughout the contest, so the company have clearly figured out what she needs to be going forward (and rightly).
Mone managed to hit her finisher in the middle to take the win and the TBS Championship in her first match with All Elite Wrestling.
AEW Double or Nothing 2024
Here are all of the matches taking place on the AEW DoN 2024 card:
AEW World Trios Title / ROH World Six Man Tag Team Title Match: Bang Bang Gang (Austin Gunn, Colten Gunn & Jay White) (c) vs Death Triangle (PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix) (w/Alex Abrahantes)
Orange Cassidy vs Trent Beretta
FTW Title Three Way Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs Katsuyori Shibata vs Hook
IWGP World Heavyweight Title Eliminator Match: Jon Moxley vs Konosuke Takeshita
TNT Title Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match: Adam Copeland (c) vs Malakai Black
AEW Women’s World Title Match: Toni Storm (w/Luther & Mariah May) (c) vs Serena Deeb
AEW International Title Match: Roderick Strong (c) vs Will Ospreay
AEW TBS Title Match: Willow Nightingale (c) vs Mercedes Mone
AEW World Title Match: Swerve Strickland (c) vs. Christian Cage
Anarchy In The Arena Match: FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood), Bryan Danielson & Darby Allin vs The Elite (Jack Perry, Kazuchika Okada, Matthew Jackson & Nicholas Jackson)
If you’re hoping to watch the action back on demand in the United States, then you have a few options as to where you can view all of the action.
Triller TV, which used to be FITE TV, will be carrying the event to watch online back on demand and costs $49.99.
On top of that, AEW has added YouTube, DAZN and PPV.com as methods by which fans can purchase the PPV event to watch live.
Yes, we cover pro wrestling news, including WWE, AEW, New Japan and sometimes the indies, so make sure that you keep checking back for everything you need to know about this great sport.
You can check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section (which also has real gaming news) and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans!
AEW News: Adam Copeland and Malakai Black had a barbed wire cage match for the TNT Championship at Double or Nothing.
As expected, the match was absolutely brutal, with Copeland giving everything he could in a match that could well define his legacy in All Elite outside of WWE.
AEW News: Adam Copeland vs Malakai Black Result
Copeland had Slayer as his entrance music and ‘The Brood’ written on the tron for his entrance, and that was very cool. I hoped Gangrel would show up but there you go.
Buddy Matthews and Brody King appeared at one point and teased aligning with Copeland (to a huge reaction from the crowd) before then attacking him.
THEN GANGREL APPEARED FROM UNDER THE RING!
Copeland would get the win by wrapping barbed wire around Malakai’s face whilst holding him in a crossface, causing Black to pass out.
AEW Double or Nothing 2024
Here are all of the matches taking place on the AEW DoN 2024 card:
AEW World Trios Title / ROH World Six Man Tag Team Title Match: Bang Bang Gang (Austin Gunn, Colten Gunn & Jay White) (c) vs Death Triangle (PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix) (w/Alex Abrahantes)
Orange Cassidy vs Trent Beretta
FTW Title Three Way Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs Katsuyori Shibata vs Hook
IWGP World Heavyweight Title Eliminator Match: Jon Moxley vs Konosuke Takeshita
TNT Title Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match: Adam Copeland (c) vs Malakai Black
AEW Women’s World Title Match: Toni Storm (w/Luther & Mariah May) (c) vs Serena Deeb
AEW International Title Match: Roderick Strong (c) vs Will Ospreay
AEW TBS Title Match: Willow Nightingale (c) vs Mercedes Mone
AEW World Title Match: Swerve Strickland (c) vs. Christian Cage
Anarchy In The Arena Match: FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood), Bryan Danielson & Darby Allin vs The Elite (Jack Perry, Kazuchika Okada, Matthew Jackson & Nicholas Jackson)
If you’re hoping to watch the action back on demand in the United States, then you have a few options as to where you can view all of the action.
Triller TV, which used to be FITE TV, will be carrying the event to watch online back on demand and costs $49.99.
On top of that, AEW has added YouTube, DAZN and PPV.com as methods by which fans can purchase the PPV event to watch live.
Yes, we cover pro wrestling news, including WWE, AEW, New Japan and sometimes the indies, so make sure that you keep checking back for everything you need to know about this great sport.
You can check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section (which also has real gaming news) and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans!
AEW News: The IWGP Championship Eliminator match on the Double or Nothing 2024 PPV card is now over, but who won?
IWGP Champion Jon Moxley faced Konosuke Takeshita in a match where if the DDT star Takeshita won, he would then get a shot at the title at some point in the future.
AEW News: IWGP Championship Eliminator Match Result
This was certainly a match, but it’s gone 3 am where I live and I’m tired so this really didn’t need to be on the show and would’ve been a great Dynamite main event.
The crowd got into it though, so respect to these two guys for pulling that off in a pretty nothing match in the grand scheme of things.
Oh yeah, Moxley won after hitting a Stomp on a chair and then the Death Rider DDT.
AEW Double or Nothing 2024
Here are all of the matches taking place on the AEW DoN 2024 card:
AEW World Trios Title / ROH World Six Man Tag Team Title Match: Bang Bang Gang (Austin Gunn, Colten Gunn & Jay White) (c) vs Death Triangle (PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix) (w/Alex Abrahantes)
Orange Cassidy vs Trent Beretta
FTW Title Three Way Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs Katsuyori Shibata vs Hook
IWGP World Heavyweight Title Eliminator Match: Jon Moxley vs Konosuke Takeshita
TNT Title Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match: Adam Copeland (c) vs Malakai Black
AEW Women’s World Title Match: Toni Storm (w/Luther & Mariah May) (c) vs Serena Deeb
AEW International Title Match: Roderick Strong (c) vs Will Ospreay
AEW TBS Title Match: Willow Nightingale (c) vs Mercedes Mone
AEW World Title Match: Swerve Strickland (c) vs. Christian Cage
Anarchy In The Arena Match: FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood), Bryan Danielson & Darby Allin vs The Elite (Jack Perry, Kazuchika Okada, Matthew Jackson & Nicholas Jackson)
If you’re hoping to watch the action back on demand in the United States, then you have a few options as to where you can view all of the action.
Triller TV, which used to be FITE TV, will be carrying the event to watch online back on demand and costs $49.99.
On top of that, AEW has added YouTube, DAZN and PPV.com as methods by which fans can purchase the PPV event to watch live.
Yes, we cover pro wrestling news, including WWE, AEW, New Japan and sometimes the indies, so make sure that you keep checking back for everything you need to know about this great sport.
You can check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section (which also has real gaming news) and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans!
AEW News: Chris Jericho successfully defended his FTW Championship at the Double or Nothing 2024 PPV event tonight.
‘The Learning Tree’ defended against HOOK and Japanese wrestling legend Katsuyori Shibata, and whilst there wasn’t a ton of hype heading into the match, it did deliver.
AEW News: Chris Jericho wins at All Elite Wrestling DoN
This was quite a fun match, with Jericho at one point teasing that he had thumbtacks in a bag but it actually turned out to be dice that everyone threw at each other sporadically for the rest of the bout.
Jericho would get the win to retain the title after Bryan Keith interfered.
AEW Double or Nothing 2024
Here are all of the matches taking place on the AEW DoN 2024 card:
AEW World Trios Title / ROH World Six Man Tag Team Title Match: Bang Bang Gang (Austin Gunn, Colten Gunn & Jay White) (c) vs Death Triangle (PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix) (w/Alex Abrahantes)
Orange Cassidy vs Trent Beretta
FTW Title Three Way Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs Katsuyori Shibata vs Hook
IWGP World Heavyweight Title Eliminator Match: Jon Moxley vs Konosuke Takeshita
TNT Title Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match: Adam Copeland (c) vs Malakai Black
AEW Women’s World Title Match: Toni Storm (w/Luther & Mariah May) (c) vs Serena Deeb
AEW International Title Match: Roderick Strong (c) vs Will Ospreay
AEW TBS Title Match: Willow Nightingale (c) vs Mercedes Mone
AEW World Title Match: Swerve Strickland (c) vs. Christian Cage
Anarchy In The Arena Match: FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood), Bryan Danielson & Darby Allin vs The Elite (Jack Perry, Kazuchika Okada, Matthew Jackson & Nicholas Jackson)
If you’re hoping to watch the action back on demand in the United States, then you have a few options as to where you can view all of the action.
Triller TV, which used to be FITE TV, will be carrying the event to watch online back on demand and costs $49.99.
On top of that, AEW has added YouTube, DAZN and PPV.com as methods by which fans can purchase the PPV event to watch live.
Yes, we cover pro wrestling news, including WWE, AEW, New Japan and sometimes the indies, so make sure that you keep checking back for everything you need to know about this great sport.
You can check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section (which also has real gaming news) and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans!
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