iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy
DOVER, Ohio — Players of the lengthy iPhone game Mythic Hero Quest Legends have reported that the final boss is just…
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Opinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop You
As culture progresses, it is no surprise that some media products fail to stand the test of time. Things that…
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Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still a Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played
According to Wikipedia, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask is “A Video Game Released in 2000.” But if you ask…
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Anime Character Brings a Knifegun to a Gunknife Fight
NEO-TOKYO, Japan — Local anime hero Katsu Ichiro suffered a brutal defeat in a showdown with his nemesis Count Nakamura…
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Arby’s New Gamer Sandwich Uses N64 Cartridges as Buns
ATLANTA — Popular fast food chain Arby’s has debuted a new “Gamer Sandwich” menu item consisting of a quarter pound…
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Man Cryogenically Frozen in 2013 Probably Regretting Gangnam Style Pose
ORLANDO, Fla. — Since being frozen at the Florida Cryonics Institute in 2013, local man Aaron Westfall has most likely…
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Tatooine Golf Course Sucks
TATOOINE, O.R.T. — The sand planet Tatooine cut the ribbon on a new golf course that is already facing unanimous…
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Deal Alert: You Can Own the Jacket from ‘Drive’ at the Small Cost of Being Known as ‘Guy Who Owns the Jacket From Drive’
We have an incredible deal alert for fans of the 2011 film Drive! Samuel Walters, a self-described cinephile and avid…
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Why Nobody in Hollywood Will Work With Gene Wilder Anymore
Gene Wilder used to be one of Hollywood’s most promising comedic stars. Classics like Young Frankenstein and The Producers have…
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Biden Has Aides Tattoo Legislature Plans on Body
WASHINGTON — Drawing inspiration from the Christopher Nolan film Memento, President Joe Biden announced today that he has enlisted aides…
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