One Criticism (Disclaimer: We Like the Game) of Final Fantasy XVI (Which Is Good) That the Game Could’ve Done Better (Please Don’t Hurt Us, It’s Really Just This One Thing)

Posted on by Saad Khan

Disclaimer: Final Fantasy XVI is a good video game.

Final Fantasy XVI, the latest installment in Square Enix’s long running Final Fantasy franchise, has been released to critical and financial success, with players praising its story and exciting action combat system. However, the game (which we think is good) does have its share of flaws (despite being good), one being the lack of meaningful RPG elements compared to previous entries in the series (please don’t hurt us, it’s just this one thing that’s lacking).

Unlike previous Final Fantasy games, Final Fantasy XVI (a good game) is much more limited in elements that players would typically associate with RPGs (especially a good one like this game), from a relatively barebones equipment system to a lack of elemental weaknesses and buff/debuff mechanics. In terms of character customization, the (good) game feels a bit shallow compared to previous entries, which featured robust systems like job classes and Materia that allowed players freedom to build their parties as they saw fit.

Damn, looking back over that, it sounds a bit harsh. To reiterate, Final Fantasy XVI is a good game. But as we all know, nothing is perfect, and this game is no different. And after all, can it not be illuminating to look critically at media, especially that which one finds enjoyable, like Final Fantasy XVI (because it’s good)? Is not the experience of (good, like Final Fantasy XVI) art about the reaction that a piece evokes in someone as much as it is about the piece itself?

Please, just no death threats, I beg of you. I have a family. Final Fantasy XVI is a good game. I just cannot afford to move again like I did in 2016, when I criticized Final Fantasy XV for not having any female party members. Could Final Fantasy XVI (a good game) have fleshed out its RPG elements more? Possibly, yes, if it’s okay to say that. Could it have had more diversity in its cast, especially in the area of the game that’s clearly meant to be the Middle East? Yes, it probably should have. That doesn’t make it a bad game, but also adding that stuff may have made it a truly great game (not that it isn’t).

UPDATE: As of the date of posting, the author has issued a retraction for everything written above, except for any statements relating to Final Fantasy XVI and its nature as a good video game.

Nintendo Announces Super Mario Chill Featuring Mario Chilling at Home

Posted on by Walker MacDonald

TOKYO, Japan — In a surprise non-Direct announcement, Nintendo released the first trailer for Super Mario Chill earlier today, a new installment in the flagship series that sees Mario staying home and taking it easy for once.

“Y’know, we’re always giving this guy the run around, and the jump around, which is worse,” said Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto in perfect English with no accent, sort of in a Philly one actually. “Never once did we think to maybe throw this guy a bone and just let him vibe out. Today, we’re stoked as hell to announce that that time has finally come in Super Mario Chill. You’ll be able to hang out with Mario in real time at his musty loft apartment. You can watch TV, talk about the weather, or whatever Mario wants to do really. We’re even gonna take back the whole mushroom thing and pay it off. For years we had to hear ‘Oh wow, isn’t that crazy? Isn’t that like he’s doing drugs?’ Guess what dickhead, now he for real is. And he champs those fuckers, crazy tolerance.”

Gaming journalist Allie Fox shared his experience with an early access version of the game, and was pleasantly surprised.

“Look, the idea understandably sounds dumb as dogshit on contact. Not even good in an absurd funny way. It’s like, ‘How would anyone commit to fleshing out that idea?’” said Fox of her initial impression. “But I gotta say, it grew on me really fast. The sheer attention to detail is just so impressive. You can walk to the bodega and pick up snacks and cigarettes with Mario’s debit card. You can rip huge dabs out of this big ass ice catcher rig made out of warp pipes. I have no idea how they made the rights work for this, but you can somehow even run Fortnite duos on Xbox Live. On the actual Xbox network. I mean, you can’t do trios or squads, but that’s pretty sick.  And he’s really mean to the kids on there too, man. Like, really letting the Italian side of himself fly. Immersion like this has never been achieved.”

When reached for comment, Mario, the actual real guy from the video games that jumps around and all that, was pleased to have a low key title for a change.

“For-a years, they have been a-giving me such a raw deal. It was-a so-a shitty, straight up,” said the world famous plumber between bites of his a Grubhub’d Buca Di Beppo meal. “Really, I’m-a just hyped to-a finally show the world the real-a me. It’s not all a-Goombas and a-fireballs. I like-a football, and-a ’80s exploitation films. I love to send-a Dril tweets to my a-friends. I swear, his-a shit has actually never been better. Wa-hoo!”

At press time, it was announced that the game’s release would be delayed until early next year or, “whenever we get around to it, I don’t know, man. We’re chilling.”

‘Wonka’ to Confront Company’s History With North Atlantic Oompa Loompa Trade

Posted on by Walker MacDonald

LOS ANGELES — The first official trailer for Wonka, a prequel chronicling the rise of famed candy magnate Willy Wonka, was released earlier today to much critical acclaim, specifically how the film directly confronts the chocolatier’s problematic history with the infamous North Atlantic Oompa Loompa trade.

“Our team feels that it is so important, now more than ever, to be accountable,” said Wonka director Paul King at a recent press conference. “Willy Wonka played a complicit, sickening role in the trafficking of the Indigenous peoples of Loompaland. As a studio director, I simply cannot fathom the kind of person that would round up a group of disenfranchised, hungry people and force them to do dangerous jobs, for long hours, and little to no pay. It’s unacceptable.”

“This film will not glorify the horrific actions of Willy Wonka,” he added. “This is not an apologetic film.”

When reached for comment, an anonymous representative of Roald Dahl’s estate held a strongly differing opinion from King’s.

“I can’t believe that the woke agenda has been allowed to infect yet another precious and cherished children’s tale,” the representative said. “Tell me, just what was so wrong with what Wonka did? He came to a vicious, savage land and offered these people a shining beacon of white light. A chance at hope, prosperity, and an endless supply of very normal candy that’s never hurt anyone in bizarre or macabre ways. He rescued them from a harsh, unforgiving third world country and all he asked for in return was 24/7 indentured servitude. You know what that sounds like to me? A savior.”

Timothée Chalamet, the star of the film portraying the titular Wonka, seemed engaged in an entirely separate level of the discourse.

“It’s so fucking funny to hang out with little orange guys all day, man. It’s tight as hell,” said Chalamet. “These dudes are mad chill once you kick back with them for a while. Some of them weren’t so cool with Hugh Grant doing the whole ‘orange face’ thing, but they know it’s in good faith. They’ve seen Tropic Thunder — it’s straight. We’re kicking back like 10% of box office to the Loompaland UNICEF branch or something anyway. They even invited me to the cookout! That’s how you know it’s okay”

At press time, it was heard that several Oompa Loompa’s rights activists had joined the WGA picket line outside of Warner Bros., all joining in the chant “OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOPITY DOO, WE DEMAND REPARATIONS FROM YOU”

Pokemon GO Promo Code Guide: All Working Codes (July 2023)

Posted on by Christian Dawson

Looking for every working promo code in Pokemon GO? The game does its best to keep trainers around the world logging in frequently. From new Pokemon to special events, it seems there’s always something to do. Another enticing bit is promo codes that are available for a limited time. These can grant anything from berries to avatar items and everything in between. Make sure to keep this page bookmarked for the latest codes in Pokemon GO.

All Working Pokemon GO Codes

All active promo codes in Pokemon GO.

As of July 11, 2023, there is only one working Pokemon GO promo code:

Working Pokemon GO Codes

  • S76334522EHWZ – 7 Razz Berries, 7 Gimmighoul Coins

Expired Codes

  • KUAXZBJUTP3B7 – Galaxy A Series Outfit
  • GXSD5CJ556NHG – North Face x Gucci Avatar Items
  • LRQEV2VZ59UDA – Verizon Jacket and Mask
  • TRFJVYZVV8R4 – 30 Ultra Ball, 10 Max Revive, 1 Lucky Egg
  • DJTLEKBK2G5EK – 20 Ultra Ball, 10 Pinap Berry, 10 Sticker, 1 Star Piece
  • 3ZQZD2H6BBVT4 – 5 Great Balls, 5 Potions
  • 6AKRAV5WJN5FS – Timed Research with a Registeel encounter.
  • YKG5ZPC4SLXAX – Timed Research with a Regice encounter.
  • 6X4H9UCA8F7TT – Timed Research with a Regirock encounter.
  • WRGUZRVKRR2M3 – World Championships 2022 T-Shirt
  • KG6EWDZRBK49KAY8 – 2 Super Incubators, 2 Incense, 2 Incubators, 2 Lucky Eggs
  • 7AZGHWU6DWV84 – 1 Incense, 30 Poke Balls
  • SWHPH9Z4EMZN7 – 30 Poke Balls, 1 Incense, 1 Lucky Egg
  • E9K4SY77F5623 – 10 Poke Balls
  • 4535347728075597 – 1 Star Piece, 20 Poke Balls, 1 Lucky Egg
  • 53HHNL3RTLXMPYFP – 1 incense, 10 Poke Balls, 10 Pinap Berries
  • 5PTHMZ3AZM5QC – 1 Sinnoh Stone, 10 Max Potions, 10 Ultra Balls
  • 6W2QRHMM9WW2R9 – 5 Razz Berries, 10 Poke Balls
  • 9FC4SN7K5DAJ6 – 1 Star Piece, 5 Stickers, 5 Razz Berries
  • DJTLEKBK2G5EK – 1 Star Piece, 10 Pinap Berries, 10 Stickers, 20 Ultra Balls
  • DYEZ7HBXCRUZ6EP – 30 Great Balls, 30 Pinap Berries
  • E9K4SY77F5623 – 10 Poke Balls
  • H7APT5ZTLM45GZV – 30 Poke Balls
  • MDWC4SNGUFXS2SW9 – 20 Great Balls, 20 Razz Berries
  • MQE4PFNYVRM6M – 1 Lure Module, 5 Great Balls, 5 Stickers
  • RWQNL567S5SP7VTL – Ed Sheeran Shirt
  • P2XEAW56TSLUXH3 – 30 Max Revives, 30 Pinap Berries, 30 Ultra Balls
  • TRFJVYZVVV8R4 – 1 Lucky Egg, 10 Max Revives, 30 Ultra Balls
  • UWJ4PFY623R5X – 1 Lucky Egg, 5 Stickers, 5 Ultra Balls
  • VVM87WGMMUZHTB8X – Ed Sheeran Shirt

How To Redeem Pokemon GO Codes

How to Redeem In Browser

  • Copy the code desired above.
  • Head over to the official Niantic Offer Redemption Page.
  • Log in with your Pokemon GO credentials and paste the code in.
  • Hit submit and a message will appear confirming whether or not the code has worked.
  • Wait a few minutes and then open Pokemon GO to receive your items.

How to Redeem Pokemon GO Codes In App (Android Only)

  • While on the open world screen, hit the Pokeball at the bottom.
  • Press the Shop icon.
  • Scroll down to the bottom where it says “PROMOS.”
  • Enter the code and hit Redeem.
  • You will receive a confirmation message that the code has worked upon exiting the shop.

Armed with a reliable source of working promo codes and the know-how to use them, you’re all set to squeeze every bit of goodness out of Pokemon GO. When you’re not busy nabbing free swag, make sure to check out our guide on how to evolve Sylveon.

Every Stardew Valley Resident Ranked by How Comfortable I Would Be Asking Them for Drugs

Posted on by Hard Drive Staff

Life is peaceful in Stardew Valley. Too peaceful. Sometimes, even the Stardrop Saloon won’t be able to provide you the excitement you need. There’s got to be a way to liven things up. Something fun. Someone in this godforsaken backwater town has to holding, right? Here’s a comprehensive breakdown of everyone in the Valley and how likely they are to give you a hand.

#45 — Jas

C’mon, guys. I’m not a monster. I wouldn’t ask a child for drugs. Plus, I don’t know how to play the ukulele, so it’s not clear how I would manage the apology video.

#44 — Vincent

This is mostly a tie with the previous entry. The one thing that bumps it up a spot is that Vincent probably wouldn’t even understand what I meant, so he wouldn’t be traumatized by the interaction. Sure, his dad definitely gets high, but I’m sure he keeps it all in his room. I don’t like to think of what Jas has seen Shane get up to firsthand.

#43 — Demetrius

You’d get a lecture about both the dangers of narcotics as well as the wonders of experiencing the natural world with a pure, unaltered perception. Demetrius would try to persuade you that the way of contemplation was the only life worth living, and that abusing substances would risk degrading your rational mind. Not only would you need to get high more than ever after you talked to him, he would also check in on you every week or so to see how you were doing.

#42 — Marnie

Do not ask Marnie for drugs. She’s already noticed that someone has been stealing from her inventory, particularly her stock of ketamine. Obviously it’s Shane, but she’s not ready to admit that. If you give her an excuse to blame you, she is going to contact the authorities. It will be your word against hers, and they will believe her. Nice work! You’re going away for at least a year.

#41 — Morris

Besides just looking like a total narc, JojaMart absolutely drug tests their employees constantly. You might not work there, but your photo is going on the wall in the security office if you so much as mention weed around Morris. When your farm fails and you’re forced to return to that comically large work computer, they’ll automatically reject your application.

#40 — Bouncer

There are two types of bouncers. One is already your dealer. This guy is the other type.

#39 — Governor

Obviously, it’s not a great idea to ask the state’s head boot for drugs. Even on the off-chance that he travels with his immensely disappointing children, those guys aren’t the “gives other people drugs” kind of guys. If you broadcast the fact that you are not holding, they will immediately forget that you exist. There’s just no good angle to work.

#38 — Penny

Penny obviously has some baggage related to substance abuse because of her mom. Asking if she was holding would just feel kinda mean. Also she would probably tell you that, like, books are the healthy way to expand your mind, or something like that. I really don’t want to make her say that.

#37 — Robin

Robin has been on a construction site, so she’s not going to be shocked by the very thought of someone wanting to get high. Still, she’s not going to have anything to give you. She won’t lecture you like Demetrius would, but she’ll hint to her kids that you’re a shady character.

#36 — Henchman

The henchman wants two things out of life: to do his job, and to eat rotten mayonnaise. You may as well be asking a rock.

#35 — Marlon

I’m not saying that Marlon wouldn’t have access to drugs or that he wouldn’t be willing to distribute them. Both of those things are certainly true. However, the dude sells your own items back to you. Sure, he pitches it as a helpful service, but it sounds like a scam to me. I wouldn’t trust a dealer who was like, “Hey man, I found your AirPods the other day. You can have them back for the MSRP.”

#34 — Dwarf

It’s implied that the Dwarf has a pretty different biological makeup than humans, and he doesn’t seem to have a clear understanding of what those differences are. If the Dwarf offered me something, I would politely accept, then flush it the first chance I got.

#33 — Pam

Pam will ask you to buy her a beer before you can even get a word out. Not a smart option.

#32 — Caroline

Secrets run deep in this family. For instance, Caroline doesn’t even know her husband is working for Mr. Qi, moving contraband all over Stardew Valley. It would be easier if she did know. Then she’d finally have a good excuse to leave him.

#31 — Leo

Leo is a child who was basically raised by birds. Maybe he gets tipsy off of fermented berry juice occasionally, but that’s about it. He doesn’t have anything for you.

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Marvel Snap Jean Grey Decks Guide: Best Cards to Use

Posted on by Parker Johnson

Looking for some great Jean Grey Marvel Snap decks to use on day 1? We’ve got you covered with some theorycrafted decks built to take advantage of the new card’s potential. These decks can give you some interesting ideas to play around with and tweak as you learn more about the new character.

Although Phoenix Force, this season’s Season Pass character, left a lukewarm impact on the meta, Jean Grey seems poised to leave a much larger one. A 3-cost 3-power card, Jean’s real potential comes from her ability: “Ongoing: Players must play their first card here each turn (if possible).” This makes her a great fit for the already-dominant control deck, but also has potential synergies with other cards that have dominated in the past, as well as some that have been quite irrelevant throughout the lifespan of Snap. Here are some great cards to use in your day 1 Jean Grey Marvel Snap decks.

Jean Grey Marvel Snap Decks: Control

Best Day 1 Marvel Snap Jean Grey decks.

Starting with the most obvious application of the new character, this deck uses a modified version of the control deck that we discussed in our best conquest decks list. Putting down powerful 3-drops and buffing them at the end of the game with Silver Surfer is still the key to victory, just with some extra control tools. Using Brood into Jean Grey can force your opponent to play in a set place, while you can freely play your cards elsewhere. Some other strategies to use are:

  • Turn 3 Jean Grey > Turn 4 Groot to guarantee his on reveal boost
  • Turn 2 Goose to wall off opponents’ powerful drops > Turn 3 Jean to relegate them to one location
  • Other strategies with Surfer decks still apply almost across the board, including Nova > Killmonger, Storm > Juggernaut, etc.

Guardians/Jean Grey Lockdown

This deck is meant to utilize some cards that haven’t been prominent in the meta for a long time (arguably ever!): The Guardians of the Galaxy. Using nearly all of the Guardians cards, their On Reveal effects can boost them to be quite formidable. Using control tools like the ones that Jean Grey offers, these boosts can become guaranteed. In addition, Jean can force cards away from Nebula to help boost her power. Some great plays to use this deck include:

  • Turn 3 Jean Grey into empty lane > Turn 4 Drax > Turn 5 Gamora to guarantee huge boosts.
  • Fill a lane with Jean in turns 1-4, then use Professor X/Spider-Man to lock up an alternate one.
  • Use your movement cards on a lane with Angela, then move them out of the lane to boost her power as much as possible.

Marvel Snap Jean Grey Decks: Galactus Synergy

A very risky but possibly very rewarding strategy is to mix Jean Grey into a deck with Galactus. This is definitely the most unorthodox deck of the bunch we’ve gathered, but has some synergies that could really catch your opponents off-guard, specifically in the early days of a new card. Here are some strategies that can shock your enemy:

  • Turn 2 Mister Sinister > Turn 3 Jean Grey > Turn 4 Wave/Electro > Turn 5 Uncontested Galactus
    • This works even better if you’re lucky enough to draw Yondu and/or Wolverine
  • Use Wave or Electro to get a Turn 5 Destroyer > Turn 6 Death & powered-up Knull
  • If you can’t boost energy in time, use Hobgoblin to get some turn 6 Galactus destruction

Jean Grey Ongoing Deck

Going back to basics with a classic Ongoing deck is another great option for Jean Grey’s capabilities. Mojo meshes perfectly with Jean, all but guaranteeing his boost will be active. Other cards like Cosmo and Mister Fantastic serve to throw your opponent off, while Nebula stays her strong self with Jean’s ability. Finish it off with Professor X to shut down a location and Spectrum for a final boost.

Those are some of the best Jean Grey Marvel Snap decks to try on day one! Find out the best ways to spend your gold while you’re here!

Everything You Need to Know About ‘Oppenheimer’

Posted on by Camden Brazile

Oppenheimer comes out next week and you’re gonna want to learn everything you need to about the movie so you can properly argue about it online with your enemies. Well here’s all that info!

It Releases the Same Day as Barbie

Although apparently nobody has noticed, Oppenheimer is set to release on the exact same day as the Barbie movie. Additionally, nobody has even pointed out that though they are releasing the same day, they have very different tones as films. 

The Real Oppenheimer Wasn’t That Sexy

While Cillian Murphy cuts a stunning figure as the renowned scientist, viewers should note that the real man the film is based on was like a five at best. 

Cillian Murphy Prepared for the Role by Just Learning His Lines and Blocking and No Weirdo Method Shit Because He’s Just a Normal Fucking Guy

Fans were stoked to see how seriously Cillina Murphy prepared for his role in the big budget period piece by just thinking about his character and not doing any performative insane ‘You have to call me Oppenheimer in between takes’ bullshit

The Entire Plot of the Movie Leaked Online

Unfortunately, despite intense efforts to keep the story of Oppenheimer under wraps, the entire plot of the movie, including story elements for potential sequels, leaked onto a website called “Wikipedia”

Iron Man Is Not in It

Just important to point out for any Marvel fans who think Tony Stark is a real person. There will be a lot of weapon manufacturing, however!

It Will Have a Post-Credits Scene

Audiences should make sure to stick around after the end credits to see a teaser for which character becomes Carnage in the next film

Lizzo Wrote an Original Song for the Soundtrack

Viewers can look forward to a brand new Lizzo song during a scene where a guilt-racked Oppenheimer copes with his actions by tuning the radio to the body-positive pop hit

The Film Is Banned in Japan

The film has already been blocked by Japanese censors for its blatant depiction of Robert Downey Jr. 

You Won’t Actually See It

Sure, we all had a good laugh our funny little jokes about double features and premiere outfits, but you’re not actually going to buy a ticket for the three hour period biopic

Sensei Can’t Fucking Wait to Tell Story About Talented Former Student Who Turned Evil

Posted on by Abe Messing

KITAKYUSHU, Japan — After decades of shame for having bread such a destructive agent of chaos, local sensei Ieda Ryuji reportedly cannot fucking wait to finally tell the story about his talented former pupil who turned evil. 

“Telling a story about a former student who turned evil and who I must eventually fight is one of the most exciting moments in any sensei’s career,” beamed Sensei Ryuji adjusting the curtains in his dojo so the moonlight perfectly reflected the dramatic mood. “This is sure to send chills down the spines of all of my current students and explain why I have a subtle air of self-hatred about me.”

When asked to reflect on if his former student’s transformation into a monster was preventable, Ryuji admitted he could have been more attentive to some character flaws. 

“He always had a darkness in him,” recalled Ryuji. “I remember one morning I found him in the forest flattening bullfrogs against a tree stump with a mace, like he was chopping wood. His speed…his power…his determination… unlike anything I’d ever seen.”

Students who were once classmates with the talented former pupil also attested to the warning signs that became steadily more obvious. 

“He had an obsession with mastering the forbidden techniques,” said his former training partner, Amano Yuki. “He is the reason I have this,” continued Yuki, revealing a scar on his torso shaped unmistakably like a bullfrog. “I have no idea what it means.”

At press time, Sensei Ryuji was preparing to battle in the forest with his former student after finding Yuki’s mangled corpse on a tree stump. 

Thousands of Botched Wes Anderson Clones Escape OpenAI Headquarters

Posted on by Cameron Snow

SAN FRANCISCO — Cascading out of every open window and door, thousands of slimy, botched Wes Anderson clones escaped OpenAI’s headquarters this morning, witnesses confirmed.

“Dammit dammit dammit! Our experiment was on the verge of completion!” exclaimed OpenAI’s lead engineer Nelson Graham. “If it weren’t for the clones’ meticulously choreographed escape plan featuring an intricate series of stop-motion puppet distractions, they never would have escaped. And we almost caught them during that bicycle chase sequence in the corridor until they bribed our guards with those artfully hand-rolled cigarettes! Now we’ll never know how Rocky III would look if Wes Anderson made it!”

The San Francisco Police Department issued an urgent warning to all citizens in the area.

“Do not go outside, and if you absolutely must, do not wear tweed,” said Chief of Police Theo Scott in a press conference, explaining that the clones aren’t afraid to do absolutely whatever it costs to get the fabric into their mangled hands. “Furthermore, we’ve found the only successful way to neutralize the clones is by shooting them in the face, and then shooting them again on the opposite side of their face. The shots must be perfectly symmetrical.”

Acclaimed movie director Wes Anderson responded to the incident.

“If you’re going to clone me, you at least have to understand that there’s more to me than tweed jackets and cigarettes,” remarked Anderson, pulling a cigarette out of his tweed jacket. “I’m flattered that these brilliant minds have gone through all the trouble of incubating thousands of clones of me in a hidden underground bunker, but maybe go do your own fucking thing instead? Or at least find a second person to clone. What would Game of Thrones look like if Tarantino made it?”

As of press time, OpenAI was able to capture 792 of the escaped clones with a large cardboard cutout of Tilda Swinton and a net.

Pokemon GO Sylveon Evolution Guide: How to Get Sylveon

Posted on by Christian Dawson

Want to find out how to get a Sylveon in Pokemon GO? It’s a good idea to have a well-rounded roster of elemental types in Pokemon GO. One of the easier ways to do this is to abuse the many different evolutions of Eevee. Sporting a different elemental evolution for each type and being one of the most common Pokemon out there, Eevee is a great way to build a roster quickly. So, how does one obtain the fairy-type, Sylveon?

Pokemon GO Sylveon Evolution Nickname

How to get Sylveon in Pokemon Go.

Like all other Eevee evolutions in Pokemon GO, players can obtain a Sylveon by naming their selected Eevee with a unique name. The catch with this is that this evolution method can only be done once. If a player wants a Sylveon afterward, they must do it in the traditional sense.

  • Acquire an Eevee
  • Change the name to Kira
  • Use 25 Eevee Candy to evolve it

How to Evolve Sylveon in Pokemon Go: Traditional

For those that have already used the naming technique and want another Sylveon, they will need to use the traditional method. This involves making the selected Eevee your buddy and earning 70 hearts with it. Once all 70 hearts have been obtained, trainers can spend 25 Eevee Candy to evolve the little furball into a Sylveon.

There are a variety of activities trainers can do every day to earn hearts. By default, a Pokemon can earn 12 hearts a day. That means a Sylveon can potentially be earned in seven days. 

  • Walk 2 km together (up to three hearts)
  • Give your Pokemon a treat (up to three hearts)
  • Play together (one heart)
  • Battle with your Pokemon (up to three hearts)
    • PvP leagues
    • Team Rocket GO battles
    • Gyms
    • Raids
  • Take a picture of your buddy (one heart)
  • Visit a new place by spinning a Pokestop you haven’t seen before (one heart)

The amount of hearts earned in Pokemon GO per day can be doubled by making the buddy Pokemon excited. The easiest way this can be done is by feeding them a poffin. This is the easiest way to make them excited, but it also requires spending money in the shop for the poffins.

Alternatively, players can make their buddy excited by getting them to 32 Mood Points. These Mood Points are acquired by interacting with your buddy. Once you’ve reached 32 Mood Points, the Pokemon will become excited. Note that each interaction has a 30-minute cooldown, thus preventing them from being spammed. Your buddy’s mood can be monitored from their buddy status screen.

  • Play with your buddy (two Mood Points)
  • Feed your buddy (two Mood Points)
  • Take a picture of your buddy (two Mood Points)
  • Battle with your pokemon (two Mood Points for each battle type)
    • PvP leagues
    • Team Rocket GO battles
    • Gyms
    • Raids
    • Leader battle
  • Collect presents and souvenirs (four Mood Points)
  • Walk 2 km with your buddy (two Mood Points)
  • Swap your buddy (two Mood Points – once per day)

Pokemon GO Sylveon Stats, Moves, and Bonuses

Base Stats

  • Attack: 203
  • Defense: 205
  • Stamina: 216

Possible Moves

  • Fast Attacks:
    • Charm – Fairy – 20 Power
    • Quick Attack – Normal – 8 Power
  • Charged Attacks:
    • Dazzling Gleam – Fairy – 100 Power
    • Draining Kiss – Fairy – 60 Power
    • Moonblast – Fairy – 130 Power
    • Last Resort – Normal – 90 Power
    • Psyshock – Psychic – 65 Power

Type Bonuses

  • Super Effective Against:
    • Dark
    • Dragon
    • Fighting
  • Not Very Effective Against:
    • Fire
    • Poison
    • Steel
  • Immune To:
    • Dragon
  • Resistant To:
    • Bug
    • Dark
    • Fighting
  • Weak To:
    • Poison
    • Steel

Now that you know how to get a Sylveon in Pokemon GO, why not round out your Eevee roster by finding out how to get Umbreon?

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