Mega Man Gains Nothing After Defeating Existential Man
MEGA CITY — Famed robot warrior and defender of humanity Mega Man has reportedly started to question his purpose in…
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Children Skeptical of Friend’s Claim that Uncle Works for Nintendo and Is Kirby
HOWELL, N.J. — 6-year-old Brandon Miller has found himself under intense scrutiny by his peers after claiming his uncle from…
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Man Speedruns Whiskey Advent Calendar
SANTA CLARA, Calif. — A new speedrunning record was shattered today after a man drank an entire whiskey advent calendar…
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Opinion: Son, One Day This Sonic Meme Account Will All Be Yours
Hey pal, are you busy? I thought we could just talk. You know, man to man. Son, I think you’re…
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Divorcing Couple Agrees to Joint Custody of Raymond
RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — After hours of mediation, divorcing couple David and Sophie Keller have finally found middle ground as they…
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