Top 10 Tracks From Nintendo Music for Your Sex Playlist
The release of the Nintendo Music app is exciting for many reasons. Not only do we now have high quality…
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Deal Alert! This Salvation Army Has Nine Copies of Wii Fit Plus
Slow your roll there classic gaming enthusiasts and occasional fitness buffs, because we have found the perfect deal of the…
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Dr. Wily Exhausts Zillow Search for Castles With Big Ass Skulls in the Middle of Them
MEGA CITY — Mad scientist Dr. Wily announced he would be scaling back his plans for a new fortress after…
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Deal Alert! This Woman Is Throwing Her Cheating Boyfriend’s Video Games out of a Window
Attention gamers, this is a DEFCON-1 deal alert! If you happen to live in the vicinity of Newton, MA there…
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Kingdom Hearts Fan and Disney Adult Embarrassed to Be Seen With Each Other
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — A family reunion turned contentious after two cousins, one a Kingdom Hearts fan and the other a…
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Nintendo Announces “Super Mario Movie Maker” Since Everyone Thinks They Can Do Better
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo revealed an unexpected piece of software today, Super Mario Movie Maker, an exciting new game that…
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Humiliated Teen Accidentally Calls His Teacher Samus
PARAMUS, N.J. — High school sophomore Brian Wilkins found his social status in freefall after a humiliating incident in which…
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Hell Yes: Grandma’s Nursing Home Has a Wii
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — A local man’s dispiriting weekly visit to his grandmother’s nursing home turned around unexpectedly after discovering…
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Paramount+ Announces ‘Yellowstone: 2099’
NEW YORK — In an effort to keep up with the arms race of increasingly complex extended media universes, Paramount+…
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Electrician Wiring Secret Lab Underneath Raccoon City Thinking This Might Not Be a Union Job
RACCOON CITY — A journeyman electrician wiring numerous Umbrella facilities beneath the city is beginning to think this may not…
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