NBA Preemptively Adds Rule That Says Furries Can’t Play Basketball
NEW YORK — To get ahead of any confusion stemming from the Air Bud franchise, the NBA has issued a…
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Gal Gadot Demands Evil Queen Be Renamed “Queen Acting in Self Defense”
LOS ANGELES — Before signing on to play the Evil Queen in Snow White, Gal Gadot insisted that Disney rename…
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Gamer Unsure If This Is Going to Be a “Pause” Bowel Movement or a “Log Off” Bowel Movement
TAMPA, Fla. — Local gamer Daniel Zapata didn’t know if an upcoming bathroom trip would be serious enough to log…
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Writer Leaks Details of Upcoming Movie
MADISON, Wisc. — Popular fantasy novelist Hannah Crimp faced controversy this week after writing down the plot details of an…
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Netflix Admits 90% of Menu Tiles Lead Nowhere
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix was forced to confirm that roughly 90% of the menu tiles in their app have…
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EA Sports Just Goes Ahead and Labels Game ‘Pre-Owned’ From the Get-Go
REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — Electronic Arts has announced that their sports games will now have “Pre-Owned” printed on the cover,…
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Gaming Squad Meets Up in Person to Talk About Gaming Face-to-Face
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — After years of playing video games online, a squad recently met up at a local sports bar…
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Opinion: Putting a Black Character in ‘God of War’ Would Be Like Putting a Middle Eastern Character in the Bible
If there’s one thing everybody knows about me, it’s that I love realism. Can’t get enough of it. So you…
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Nancy Pelosi Deliberately Steers Into Banana Peel After Accidentally Taking Lead in Mario Kart
WASHINGTON — Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives, hit a banana peel on purpose this morning at Mario…
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Xbox Controller Just Needs Some Time to Recharge After Grueling 30 Minutes of Work
MESA, Ariz. — An exhausted local Xbox controller has reportedly taken some time off to chill and recharge after putting…
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