May 2020 - Page 5 of 7

Kevin Flynn • May 12, 2020

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Promising that they would release a definitive version of the 2001 classic as soon as modern…

Chandler Dean • May 12, 2020

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — After using his Animal Crossing themed Switch controller exactly 10 times, local gamer Jonathan Maislin was…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 12, 2020

SPIRAL MOUNTAIN — A new post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice by an anonymous user was quickly identified by fans to be…

Andy Holt • May 10, 2020

PITTSBURGH — After many shameful years working in the underworld of Reddit moderation, local pedantic jerk Martin Thurn claims to…

Kevin Flynn • May 10, 2020

LOS ANGELES — In a totally surprising turn of events that we’re just as surprised about as you are, Riot…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 10, 2020

METROPOLIS — Local superhero Superman reportedly asked his waiter at a restaurant last night if there was any kryptonite in…

Carlos "Callie" Cadorniga • May 10, 2020

SHINJUKU, Japan — Local anime mother Ruka Hanae is struggling every day to avoid dying a horrible death that would…

Giovanni Colantonio • May 9, 2020

If you were horrified by the prisoner abuse at Abu Gharib in 2003, guess what? You might not be too…

Kevin Flynn • May 9, 2020

PLANET ARUS — The five members of Voltron Force, the team that pilots the super robot known as Voltron, assembled…

Bobby Korec • May 8, 2020

SEATTLE — An antique gramophone-style record player was unable to play through the entire vinyl release of the Cuphead original…