Just Lunning
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt…
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Rachel Clayton
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KYOTO, Japan — A troubling new study from the University of Hidari Wakibara has found that it takes a typical…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local boyfriend Steven Owen was shocked to discover that his girlfriend of three years was entirely…
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Jacob Getz
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With thousands of kids stuck at home during the pandemic, many parents have discovered a disturbing trend in their children’s…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local apartment resident Milo, a 4-year old house cat, reportedly has no DIY recipes to offer his…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Tony Yucker, an entrepreneur, influencer, and heir to the massive Yucker fortune, has added filmmaking to his…
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NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has revealed that the most played video game of the COVID-19…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — An anonymous source has datamined the United States government and leaked what appears to be future plans for…
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Grant Mulitz
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MIAMI — Claiming her client was clearly cheating the fates, local psychic Madame LeMystique beat the shit out of her…
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