Chandler Dean
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DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — In a choice that demonstrated an astounding dearth of imagination, town simpleton Adam Tucker decided to…
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Tyler Simpson
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We all know Gex the Gecko is a pop culture icon. The gecko’s antics are a sight to behold, his…
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Ella Gale
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Fifty years is a long time. Almost as long as my nipples after half a century of breastfeeding. Seriously, my…
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Andy Holt
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following a public outcry, auteur filmmaker Lakitu defended his decision to continue running his camera while a…
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Ben Doyle
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EAST BRUNSWICK, N.J. — After eating a quiet, solitary meal of Trader Joe’s frozen artichoke dip earlier this evening, 23-year-old…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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PITMAN, N.J. — Following a lengthy installation process, local gamer Zach Larose has finally beaten a game on his new…
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Grant Mulitz
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The other day while walking through the toy section at Target, I saw a little plush toy of the iconic…
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Jon Ruggiero
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TOKYO — Konami has announced a surprise partnership with renowned video game designer Hideo Kojima, confirming this morning that the…
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Neil Floyd
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EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP, N.J. — In a sweeping policy change, popular mall retailer Spencer Gifts announced today all shoppers at…
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Dan Kozuh
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SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral…
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