Joe Klein
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MIAMI — 35-year-old Francisco Guerreros has been living a new life as a chef after a chance encounter with a…
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Mark Roebuck
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Before one more of you idiots even asks me tonight, let me just set the record straight: no I am…
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Alex Mac Kee
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SEATTLE — Nine-year-old Timothy Kim is being sued by Nintendo in a massive copyright claim after going trick-or-treating today as…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Video games are really cool and fun and good, but also expensive. In fact, they’re too expensive. So if everyone…
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Jack Burrows
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SAN FRANCISCO — Despite the fact that he and his old roommates are now distant from their college years and…
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Ian Kitchen
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Nintendo released Luigi’s Mansion 3 for Switch just in time for Halloween; too bad it’s not fucking scary at all,…
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Grant Mulitz
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HELL — Cast into the fiery pit of Hades for all eternity to come, the immortal soul of recently damned…
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Mark Roebuck
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MIAMI — Burger King announced a new variation on their signature cheeseburger this morning that will reportedly cure some, but…
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Tyler Snodgrass
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KANTO — Experts in Pokémon psychology have diagnosed a severe case of Impostor Syndrome in a local Ditto, the amorphous…
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Kevin Flynn
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TOKYO — Following a string of new details about the company’s upcoming console, Sony today unveiled the full lineup of of…
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