Andy Holt
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SEATTLE — After working nearly the entire holiday season without a day off, local Walmart cashier Frank Lamonte reported that…
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Joe Klein
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Anyone who has read the Wikipedia page for King Henry VIII knows that he “was King of England from 1509…
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Andy Holt
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local Nintendo Ring Fit user Dan Remington expressed frustration at the massively increased number people playing…
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Mark Roebuck
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Local gamer Cal Huckaby has postponed the announcement of his highly anticipated new year’s resolution until an…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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PHILADELPHIA — A major breakthrough in medical science took place late last night, as a team consisting of the world’s…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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CHICAGO — A hectic scene unfolded this morning after a giant reptilian monster ravaged the downtown Chicago area, completely leveling…
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Joshua Hudson
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FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of…
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Dan Kozuh
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ROME — Archaeologists excavating in the outskirts of Rome made a startling discovery earlier this week that completely rewrites preconceived…
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Chandler Dean
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ASTORIA, N.Y. — Despite a litany of other explanations for his subpar performance across several local multiplayer games, local Xbox…
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