Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…
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Mark Roebuck
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OUTWORLD — Two participants, who by all accounts appeared to be exact replicants of one another, were reportedly grateful to…
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Kevin Flynn
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LONDON — Following a recent patch to the popular new battle royale game, gamers have discovered the addition of an…
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Peter Kemme
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CINCINNATI, Ohio — Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout player Tim Williams insists that the only reason he grabs others at the…
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Kevin Flynn
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CLEVELAND — Noting that he would’ve accepted the detail at face value without an explanation, local gamer Thomas Windermere told…
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BLOOMSBURG, Pa. — Satisfied Game Pass subscriber Sergio DePalma is reportedly struggling not to sound like a total shill while…
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — After much deliberation, Amazon Studios has decided to pull the trigger on developing a show based…
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Kevin Flynn
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DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire…
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KANTO — Local would-be Pokémon trainer Bobby, despite completing his initial training, receiving a Pokédex, and being fully prepared to…
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