Peter Kemme
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ADAIR, Okla. — Fans at today’s 114th Kentucky Derby were reportedly confused and terrified as they watched Justify, a favorite…
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Jordan Ashley
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A fan theory demonstrating how every episode of Black Mirror falls perfectly within the Zelda timeline has been developed by…
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Luke Woodward
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Luna Dalton came across a mighty weapon guaranteed to deal massive damage to her enemies while also…
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Ian Kitchen
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed,…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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MONTGOMERY, Ala. — A growing wave of unrest erupted into violence, and then confusion, as protesters removed a confederate statue…
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Ben Salerno
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Staring blankly into the corner of his open-air bazaar-style smithing shack, a man known only as “Smitty” to travelers and…
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Jonathan Eriksson
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…
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Patrick Coyne
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WIDOWBRIAR — Video game protagonist Danaes has reportedly assured final boss the Hollowsplicer, Scourge of Xissan, that the many side quests…
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LANSING, Mich. — Veteran gaming story writer Scott McCormick is reportedly exceptionally pleased with his latest work, the backstory of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PARIS — Top climate scientists released a new peer-reviewed research paper today, which warns that all Super Mario stages will…
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