Corey Arbor
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February 20, 2025
WASHINGTON — In a real turnaround from its decades of financial ruin, President Donald Trump signed an executive order declaring…
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Hi, it's me, your friendly neighborhood terminally online Tumblr holdout/virtue-signaling Twitter user/parasocial internet nobody. Whatever archetype I fall into, here…
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Hard Drive Reporter
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December 21, 2023
SAN FRANCISCO -- The last remaining engineer at Twitter/X reportedly blew on the SNES-style cartridge which holds the entire website…
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Johnny Amizich
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November 25, 2023
“He just plays Elden Ring and retweets anyone who gets closest to saying the 14 words”
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Matt Shore
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October 16, 2023
SEACAUCUS, N.J. — Account Specialist Brian Kelly, 37, a guy who consistently fails to make a lasting impression on friends,…
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Kevin Podas
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August 21, 2023
CHICAGO — Following the latest “Pokémon Presents” online presentation, Pokémon fanatic Andrew Sanchez proclaimed on Twitter that Pokémon fans are…
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Camden Brazile
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August 8, 2023
Everyone has things to say about the Twitter rebrand to "X." We spoke to people around the country to get…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 4, 2023
It’s really too bad that if Twitter had to be bought by a humorless billionaire that dresses up in silly…
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Hard Drive Staff
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July 24, 2023
Elon Musk announced today that the social media platform Twitter, which bought last year for $44 billion, will be changing…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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July 23, 2023
SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk announced today that he is renaming social media site Twitter “X,” a reference to the…
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