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Dan Kozuh • August 4, 2025

EAGLETON, Ohio — Oft-picked-on seventh-grader Zach Leland was heard to say that he could totally take infamous school bully, Trevor…

James Knapp • August 9, 2023

PHILADELPHIA — Local stoner Gareth Childers was relieved following his indica-induced decision to replay Paper Mario, realizing that the game’s…

Jake Menez • August 1, 2021

CUPERTINO, Calif. ー A workplace argument quickly took a turn for the worse earlier today as office worker Dennis O’Hara…

Kevin Flynn • August 4, 2020

DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 31, 2020

As television becomes more fractured and confusing in the new decade, it’s important to take a step back and recategorize…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • August 2, 2019

NEW YORK — A friendly chess match ended spectacularly when a white pawn got a critical hit on the black…

Carlos "Callie" Cadorniga • March 29, 2018

BETWEEN PERCEPTION AND REALITY — Local deity Paradox Omnideath made the decision to wait for his opponents to perform various…

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