Dan Kozuh
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EAGLETON, Ohio — Oft-picked-on seventh-grader Zach Leland was heard to say that he could totally take infamous school bully, Trevor…
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James Knapp
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PHILADELPHIA — Local stoner Gareth Childers was relieved following his indica-induced decision to replay Paper Mario, realizing that the game’s…
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Jake Menez
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CUPERTINO, Calif. ー A workplace argument quickly took a turn for the worse earlier today as office worker Dennis O’Hara…
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Kevin Flynn
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DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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As television becomes more fractured and confusing in the new decade, it’s important to take a step back and recategorize…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — A friendly chess match ended spectacularly when a white pawn got a critical hit on the black…
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BETWEEN PERCEPTION AND REALITY — Local deity Paradox Omnideath made the decision to wait for his opponents to perform various…
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