Jordan Breeding
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WASHINGTON — Continuing his trend of bucking universally accepted social norms, President Donald Trump today announced his refusal to pass…
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Brandon Puff
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WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed…
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Joe Tilleli
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WASHINGTON — Democrats in Congress have urged the President Donald Trump to include the hashtag “#Ad” when promoting any private…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire…
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CJ Hernandez
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WASHINGTON — President Trump announced this morning that he would be naming Dr. Goomba Tower as the new head, head,…
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Liam O'Malley
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recommended Americans inject hit 2004 anime Bleach into their veins in order to prevent the…
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Owen Crowlie
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WASHINGTON — In order to streamline distribution, sources are reporting that Universal Basic Income will be distributed to Americans via…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the…
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