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Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent
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ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…
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Bethesda Announces New $1200 Definitive Skyrim Edition
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ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda has announced a new definitive version of the popular video game Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, to…
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Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’
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ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the…
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Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 12 Years Ago, 10 Years Ago, 7 Years Ago, 6 Years Ago, 5 Years Ago, and 2 Years Ago
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Are you ready to feel the sting of time? The beloved fantasy RPG Skyrim, the hugely successful fifth game in…
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Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door
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ROCKVILLE, Md. — Todd Howard was seen tearfully leaving a barely finished video game in a basket at a modder’s…
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Man Successfully Climbs Mount Everest After Months of Jumping Up Side of It
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KATHMANDU, Nepal — World-renowned adventurer Jorn Aldis successfully scaled Mount Everest yesterday following a rigorous multi-month climb that saw him…
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Guy Who Swears He’s Playing Skyrim VR Needs to Take His Dick Out for Some Reason
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BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a…
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Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim
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Bethesda announced today that 1997’s legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The…
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Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing
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TAMRIEL — A local hero, who many citizens of Tamriel are counting on to save their land from impending doom,…
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