Brendan Krick
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July 13, 2021
LOS ANGELES — An attempted sex party has gone completely off the rails after the three couples in attendance began…
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TOKYO — New reports from within the Sonic and Mario version of the Summer Olympics have revealed today that this…
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Walker MacDonald
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April 2, 2021
SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Dragon-like space pirate and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fighter Ridley assured a teary-eyed man controlling his moves…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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February 1, 2021
LOS ANGELES — Girls Done Quick, a new livestreamed porn parody of the hit video game convention Games Done Quick…
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Dave Cross
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 30, 2020
PITTSBURGH — A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyer’s relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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July 29, 2020
PHOENIX — Local girlfriend Marissa Andrews is reportedly unaware that the playlist her boyfriend put on during sex last week…
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KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…
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Mark Roebuck
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May 25, 2020
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 27, 2020
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local woman Anita Harrison expressed disappointment during a game of Dungeons and Dragons when her boyfriend Steven…
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